Jake McCormick
@mccormjw.bsky.social
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New best birthday present just dropped from the lady friend 🤘
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
New best birthday present just dropped from the lady friend 🤘
Happiness is slapping a couple pepper puns on your legs.
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Happiness is slapping a couple pepper puns on your legs.
Gonna say 8 only because 7 will get my blessing if none of it comes from a can except the crispy onions.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gonna say 8 only because 7 will get my blessing if none of it comes from a can except the crispy onions.
Karen thinks it’s everyone else who needs to listen because she’s obviously the victim here.
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Karen thinks it’s everyone else who needs to listen because she’s obviously the victim here.
Relevant from my November 2005 issue of @theonion.com
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Relevant from my November 2005 issue of @theonion.com
We got my 9yo daughter a heavily parent controlled smartwatch for Christmas and I fear we’ve created a monster.
December 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
We got my 9yo daughter a heavily parent controlled smartwatch for Christmas and I fear we’ve created a monster.
