Please tell me this is "The Onion"

No one should ever be pardoned for the crimes she is convicted of. Why can't Trump just say, "absolutely not" when asked about it?

These are not serious people.

I'm sure you do. I'm worried about others that could struggle with that talent.

Squirrel. He's trying to move the news cycle away from Signal gate. Don't lose focus.

Chris. You are right about all. Are you now a 1/8 Sacaramucci away from being the next MSNBC host whose days are numbered?

Does he even understand how dangerous it is to even hint that the reserves do not exist? Get ready for our currency to crash.

Can't tell you how much I both loved this and felt embarrassed at the same time.

Agree with every word you wrote. Well done.