I like my presidents to not have time to personally manage construction projects.

Remake of All The President’s Men - It Seemed Like A Big Deal At The Time

Vance isn’t counting the Bubba Summit as number 10, is he?

Trump: They kept saying, ‘Sir, hold your nooneknowswhythef*ckwearehere very still!’

This is just a spaghetti bowl of nonsense

Amazing to hear a convicted serial child abuser talking about her need for personal safety.

But 'Kevin .M.kruse' looks legit

🎶 Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom
Why do you snooze like you're running out of time?
Snooze day & night like you're running out of time?
Every day you snooze, like you're running out of time
Keep on snoozing in the meantime (non-stop!) 🎶

The jury couldn’t find sufficient evidence of assault. Or pepper.

Jury couldn’t find evidence of assault or pepper

Trump's "maybe the children will have 2 dolls to choose from instead of 20" coming to a store near you!

Estimating there were upwards of 7 undecided NYC voters waiting until the Monday afternoon before election day to get their marching orders from Elon Musk

6400 monthly Spotify listeners does not a country music sensation make

I’m sure the FCC will get right on it 🫤

Translation: when Trump went on his nuclear testing rant, he didn’t know the difference between warheads and missiles.