Michael Carter
@mcarter.bsky.social
Erstwhile academic, current Canadian resident, bringing captivating weather stories to a platform near you.
(he/him)
(he/him)
An early November snow day in Toronto.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
An early November snow day in Toronto.
The season for falling leaves and falling pressure.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The season for falling leaves and falling pressure.
Trick or treat, jerk
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Trick or treat, jerk
A lot of being a meteorologist is about staring at a cloud edge and willing it to move.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A lot of being a meteorologist is about staring at a cloud edge and willing it to move.
The ants go marching one by one. I learned all their patterns and now I’m done.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The ants go marching one by one. I learned all their patterns and now I’m done.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
I don’t really think of myself as a “takes a picture of the moon with a cell phone camera” guy, but here we are.
October 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don’t really think of myself as a “takes a picture of the moon with a cell phone camera” guy, but here we are.
As an immigrant to Canada I feel it’s my duty to call attention to the fact that the literal translation of the French version of the national anthem is metal as hell.
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
As an immigrant to Canada I feel it’s my duty to call attention to the fact that the literal translation of the French version of the national anthem is metal as hell.
A very reasonable reaction to getting a big rock dropped on your noggin, in my opinion.
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A very reasonable reaction to getting a big rock dropped on your noggin, in my opinion.
Guys, stop what you’re doing. @friends-table.bsky.social did Restaurant Wars.
September 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guys, stop what you’re doing. @friends-table.bsky.social did Restaurant Wars.
If you ask me, our industry has enough problems right now without Donkey Kong getting involved.
August 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you ask me, our industry has enough problems right now without Donkey Kong getting involved.
Hey, does anybody know how to draw a cool Lugia?
August 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey, does anybody know how to draw a cool Lugia?
ME: Ignores all signs that this is an obvious boss area.
BOSS: Appears
ME:
BOSS: Appears
ME:
July 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ME: Ignores all signs that this is an obvious boss area.
BOSS: Appears
ME:
BOSS: Appears
ME:
They should have sent a poet.
July 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
They should have sent a poet.
There should be an asterisk on play time stats from the COVID era. Tom Nook is the Barry Bonds of Nintendo.
July 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
There should be an asterisk on play time stats from the COVID era. Tom Nook is the Barry Bonds of Nintendo.
You can’t spell “Midwest” without MCS.
(That’s not true, but fortunately you can just make shit up now and there’s no consequences.)
(That’s not true, but fortunately you can just make shit up now and there’s no consequences.)
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You can’t spell “Midwest” without MCS.
(That’s not true, but fortunately you can just make shit up now and there’s no consequences.)
(That’s not true, but fortunately you can just make shit up now and there’s no consequences.)
Barbecue went great.
June 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Barbecue went great.
Different lake, same breeze.
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Different lake, same breeze.
Indulge me in a little grillposting. If not today, then when?
June 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Indulge me in a little grillposting. If not today, then when?
In a never-ending effort to cut back my recurring subscriptions I pared back my Apple One bundle, which means I’m going to lose access to Apple News. So from now on when important stories like this break I’m going to be counting on you guys to let me know.
June 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
In a never-ending effort to cut back my recurring subscriptions I pared back my Apple One bundle, which means I’m going to lose access to Apple News. So from now on when important stories like this break I’m going to be counting on you guys to let me know.
The Cool Weather Appreciators are feasting next week.
May 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Cool Weather Appreciators are feasting next week.
NYT really working hard to find that weather angle. Respect.
May 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
NYT really working hard to find that weather angle. Respect.
I think maybe it’s time that we as a society reflect on whatever decisions led us to a place where the dead Pope is designated as “🔥 Hot.”
April 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think maybe it’s time that we as a society reflect on whatever decisions led us to a place where the dead Pope is designated as “🔥 Hot.”