mike
@mc0wbell.bsky.social
fussy eater | big wool | toffee yum yum
Don't put too many onions in the sauce.
Don't put too many onions in the sauce.
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mike
@mc0wbell.bsky.social
· Nov 16
*First tweet. Make it count.*
KFC should give out those little lemon wipes again.
KFC should give out those little lemon wipes again.
Twitter is going off tonight.
a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
ALT: a house that has been burned to the ground and the roof is covered in flames
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Twitter is going off tonight.
Wirtz's haircut is very Wigan.
May 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wirtz's haircut is very Wigan.
Those Wirtz rumours feel like agents trying to accelerate a Munich move.
May 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Those Wirtz rumours feel like agents trying to accelerate a Munich move.
Swastika Eyes (Jagz Kooner Mix)
YouTube video by Primal Scream - Topic
youtube.com
May 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just walked into the work canteen. An Everton, West Ham and Bolton fan discussion - "just don't talk about it" "makes me sick".
They saw me and all went silent.
Honestly, it was better than winding them up. Couldn't have asked for more satisfying needle.
They saw me and all went silent.
Honestly, it was better than winding them up. Couldn't have asked for more satisfying needle.
April 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just walked into the work canteen. An Everton, West Ham and Bolton fan discussion - "just don't talk about it" "makes me sick".
They saw me and all went silent.
Honestly, it was better than winding them up. Couldn't have asked for more satisfying needle.
They saw me and all went silent.
Honestly, it was better than winding them up. Couldn't have asked for more satisfying needle.
Day 1 of champions.
Feels good.
Feels good.
April 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Day 1 of champions.
Feels good.
Feels good.
20 times
"Hey", he said, "grab your things, I've come to take you home"
April 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
20 times
Blue and white shite, hello, hello.
April 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Blue and white shite, hello, hello.
Me explaining to Lindsey that Mohamed Salah is the greatest Scouser to play the game.
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me explaining to Lindsey that Mohamed Salah is the greatest Scouser to play the game.
Feels like Scouse birds doing Liverpool paintings on Twitter has become an epidemic. Happy for them like, just something I've noticed.
April 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Feels like Scouse birds doing Liverpool paintings on Twitter has become an epidemic. Happy for them like, just something I've noticed.
New phone, new screensaver
April 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
New phone, new screensaver
Doom scrolling on YouTube Shane Gillis Trump impersonations. Insanely good.
April 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Doom scrolling on YouTube Shane Gillis Trump impersonations. Insanely good.
They're gonna make us all suffer for these 2 wins, aren't they?
April 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They're gonna make us all suffer for these 2 wins, aren't they?
Not a bad effort if I do say so. Just call me Jesus.
April 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Not a bad effort if I do say so. Just call me Jesus.
Anyone for a chippy tea tonight?
April 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Anyone for a chippy tea tonight?
The overall assesment of Trent, his high's are high and his lows are low. Sometimes in the same game.
Not throwing shade, but his replacement should be somewhere between the two. A solid 7-8/10.
Not throwing shade, but his replacement should be somewhere between the two. A solid 7-8/10.
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The overall assesment of Trent, his high's are high and his lows are low. Sometimes in the same game.
Not throwing shade, but his replacement should be somewhere between the two. A solid 7-8/10.
Not throwing shade, but his replacement should be somewhere between the two. A solid 7-8/10.
Trent thing is weird. Torn between being disappointed and wanting the best out of him until the league is mathematically done.
....then calling him a rat.
....then calling him a rat.
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trent thing is weird. Torn between being disappointed and wanting the best out of him until the league is mathematically done.
....then calling him a rat.
....then calling him a rat.
The standards the media has set for Liverpool, results in graphics like this.
March 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The standards the media has set for Liverpool, results in graphics like this.