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Michael
@mc-stotty.bsky.social
Bean counter, runner, traveller, father to ungrateful teens. Love Britain, hate Brexit. Here cos it's not a fascist, anti-truth cesspit.
Oh no, hope #countbinface is ok
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Blue sky tells me Nuggets Vs Rockets is trending. Now I'm partial to chicken nuggets, but I don't see how they're comparable to a striped ice lolly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not listened to this for ages and I'd forgotten what a masterpiece it is. #80s #simpleminds
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Possibly the best #totp there's ever been. Chart full of classics
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Following Remco's dominant display against #poggi today I wanted to go full on Norwegian commentator. But I know zero about the political, militarial or sporting history of Slovenia #uciworld
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
For anyone watching England men dancing round their handbags against mighty Andorra, England Women are battering Australia on bbc2 #womensworldcuprugby
September 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nothing tells you it's the end of summer like the shock of seeing kids back in school uniform in a morning.
August 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Linguine is now my second favourite pasta behind bigoli.
August 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What the fuck #wordle

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July 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This place in Padua really ought to do quality Italian sausage rolls.
July 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's my fault I know, but my 20 year old daughter is discovering Jarvis and Pulp for the first time. "What the hell is he doing now?" As he's being Jarvis. @Glastonbury
June 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@otleyrun.bsky.social
Hiya, how's everything?
June 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Michael
My survival meme to peopling.
June 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
And again, we've had a 30 minute demo on why ABBA were so massive in the 70s. #totp
May 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I hate him soooo much #totp
May 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wonder what he asked for at the barbers? #totp
May 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Midnight dynamos? He looks like he would be in bed by 10 with a horlicks #totp
May 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Reposted by Michael
I tell you who are strangers to most of us on this island:
The royal family
Russian oligarchs
The aristocracy
CEOs of oil companies & privatised water companies
Techbros
Bankers who crashed the economy
Tony Blair Peter Mandelson & the wealthy elite Starmer now panders to.
@thetrawl.bsky.social
Starmer’s migration speech ‘completely different’ to Enoch Powell’s, says Yvette Cooper
Home secretary says PM talked about strength in diversity, after criticism from MPs over ‘island of strangers’ rhetoric
www.theguardian.com
May 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I adore the later Talk Talk albums, but I've only just discovered Orang.
May 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That week's chart has more classics than most. Not you Russ Abbot...#totp
May 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Signed Jesus funko pops at Liverpool comic con
May 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Happy 12th anniversary to the extremely awkward time a Women’s Institute dressed up as pirates for a talk about piracy, only for the speaker to be a man kidnapped by pirates off Somalia.
LOOK: WI Group In Epic Pirate Fail
LOOK: WI Group In Epic Pirate Fail
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
May 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Don't give me the "thanks for continuing to hold. Your call is important to us" bollocks.

I spent 5 minutes navigating your shitty chat bot, which did everything it could to get rid of me
April 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Not sure I'm going to be able to cope with Tesco, NOT having an Easter egg aisle.
Assume they're going to launch the "back to school" lines
April 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM