I'm really looking forward to watching all the trials after this entire nightmare is over.

There's no joke here, just sadness.

Well, you can lead a horse to beer, but you can't make him drink it.

This is why there are still laws on the books saying you cannot drink WITH your horse.

How would either of you get home?

That's not confusing! It clearly means heat has been issued to deal with the warning, which is a totally normal way thing to do during a yellow warning. Right???

This is a very cute, satisfying joke.