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Was it her favorite arm Gonzo? You know most humans have a favorite arm?
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Was it her favorite arm Gonzo? You know most humans have a favorite arm?
I am so old that I saw that movie when it first came out.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am so old that I saw that movie when it first came out.
Your budget depends on one 88 cent can of cat food?
I know where you work?
I know where you work?
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Your budget depends on one 88 cent can of cat food?
I know where you work?
I know where you work?
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but until da ouchie man cud fiks her or mabe jus mak da bzzzzzzzz go away so her feles bedder i jus gunna be a liddel bit kwiet,,, dats all,,, i jus tel you dese wurds so you not be wurreed or leeve me,,, ok,,, i lubs yous all berrie much,,, i dun now,,, 💕💕💕
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
but until da ouchie man cud fiks her or mabe jus mak da bzzzzzzzz go away so her feles bedder i jus gunna be a liddel bit kwiet,,, dats all,,, i jus tel you dese wurds so you not be wurreed or leeve me,,, ok,,, i lubs yous all berrie much,,, i dun now,,, 💕💕💕
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it kinda acuz ov da buzz cuz ov it maks her hed al spinnie an maks her fele barfie an stuf but it cuz her not cud consentrate to do mine wurds,,, but i stil gunna tok but i ben gonned an i not wunts mine frens to kwit me or be wurreed,,, we ok,,, der morre,,,, 3
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
it kinda acuz ov da buzz cuz ov it maks her hed al spinnie an maks her fele barfie an stuf but it cuz her not cud consentrate to do mine wurds,,, but i stil gunna tok but i ben gonned an i not wunts mine frens to kwit me or be wurreed,,, we ok,,, der morre,,,, 3
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her ben hazzing prollems fur yeers but now it reelie bad an her not abel to tok gud anynomore cuz her wurds all mest up an her berrie buzzie insid lik if her swolowed da woshing mishine an it goin zzzzzzzzzzz insid,,, an her not gud at doin toks now,,, der morre,,, 2
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
her ben hazzing prollems fur yeers but now it reelie bad an her not abel to tok gud anynomore cuz her wurds all mest up an her berrie buzzie insid lik if her swolowed da woshing mishine an it goin zzzzzzzzzzz insid,,, an her not gud at doin toks now,,, der morre,,, 2
My mortgage is paid and still can't bring myself to hang a picture
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My mortgage is paid and still can't bring myself to hang a picture
But cats want all four at once
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
But cats want all four at once
I am never sure if they mean the sky from "last" night (technically Nov 5), or the one that will happen in about six hours from now...but my point is that while I was driving around throwing newspapers this morning, I had to use my visor because the moon was so bright :-)
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I am never sure if they mean the sky from "last" night (technically Nov 5), or the one that will happen in about six hours from now...but my point is that while I was driving around throwing newspapers this morning, I had to use my visor because the moon was so bright :-)
I am impressed
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I am impressed
Was assembly required?
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Was assembly required?
I heartily agree!
September 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I heartily agree!
Please explain how this would have impaired your job performance (asking for a friend)
September 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Please explain how this would have impaired your job performance (asking for a friend)
I am so sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing.
September 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am so sorry for your loss. May her memory be a blessing.
"I'll be back as soon as I can, miss you already; I love you."
August 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"I'll be back as soon as I can, miss you already; I love you."
I don't want you to die... I'm sorry your parents have fewer social skills than me.
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don't want you to die... I'm sorry your parents have fewer social skills than me.
When I had chemo, I was very sensitive to cold. Ice water would actually hurt.
August 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When I had chemo, I was very sensitive to cold. Ice water would actually hurt.
Sorry for your loss
July 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Sorry for your loss