the Long 2016 may never end

baby decided it was sick of waiting and came after 15 minutes of labor yesterday. all the nurses say shes crushing her goals and she’ll be fine (knock on wood). Jillian feels great and came home today! sadie is happy.

anyway, welcome to the world, vriska diabellestar rothschild!

i keep that mf THANG on me

to be clear - the baby is not here yet and will not be for several more weeks. appreciate the well-wishes but let's not count our babies before they saurus

(thank you all so much for your prayers and kindness to Jillian and myself during this trying time - it means more than i can put into words. current status is the baby and Jillian are both healthy, if not a little bored. we will make the most of this several-week "vacation!" ❤️‍🔥)

i cannot believe everyone's commitment to this bit

is this the skibidi toilet coomer gacha

take the hint

leonard is the main character

just do the trinity. please

i would never mistreat you

people would just stop caring about the presidency. this would be the contest that gets all the national attention

For those of you unfamiliar with School 2, it is a mandatory program that will be implemented under the Rothschild Dynasty. At 36, 18 years after completing School 1, adults must do one semester where we will teach you what AI is, how to read again, and how to turn motion smoothing off your TV.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎊

your cool

i am built different (will be going back for the rest of these marks in the year 4723849782)