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mbshepherd.bsky.social
Sam 🔞
@mbshepherd.bsky.social
26 | Pan | he/him | Often NSFW | Dead Dove Enjoyer | Multishipper trash | Self-shipping Enjoyer | Minors DNI

Mental illness collector. I like hot and mentally damaged fictional people too much.
Manifesting having the self-discipline to at least start writing an evil huskerdust fic by the end of the year cause I kinda wanna but also I got a lot of appointments and the compulsion to play video games that make me angry.
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The most evil thing Viv has ever done is create extremely hot characters that we can't fuck bc they're cartoons. Pure evil.
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The reason why people around here have taken to vague posting is because they know they'll get absolutely steamrolled by a legion of sheep followers and be kicked out of the community if they bring up the issue with the person directly, just in case anyone was wondering.
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Post nut clarity [Eureka💡]
#baxter
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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uncomfortable birthday boy
#fizzarolli
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
#ihnmaims #TADC
December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bro I've got like a day and a half to write and rehearse this speech for my public speaking final. How the fuck am I gonna focus on that now? The ADHD makes it bad enough. Not a huge deal, but like, damn bro. Brain's firing on all cylinders and then I had the idea to play Hearthstone. HUGE mistake.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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something something heaven gang does a swimsuit calendar and ramona is convinced by a certain SOMEONE to wear the naughty bathing suit he got her last summer 🤨

this is just a naughty doodle that got out of hand BAHAHAHA
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Maybe I'll delete that tomorrow, but I needed to get it out of my system. I'm just so disgusted and want more than anything for it to stop.
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Been an eventful couple of days. Vindicating, but sad. I know there's a non-zero chance someone relayed this to you, knowing how your sycophant buddies love gossip. You should never have sent me to that therapist. She'd had some interesting things today. The word "gaslighting" came up today.
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Given things happening to and around me regarding this show this post is timed hauntingly well.
Cartoon characters are just cartoon characters. We take from them what we need and want, but characters are who they are. They have their own journeys. I think sometimes people forget the point of fiction. I’ve seen people let characters dictate their life, as have I. It’s not worth it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Cartoon characters are just cartoon characters. We take from them what we need and want, but characters are who they are. They have their own journeys. I think sometimes people forget the point of fiction. I’ve seen people let characters dictate their life, as have I. It’s not worth it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Vaggi and Millie being comparatively boring is a good thing actually because they're both the only reason their respective groups haven't burned everything down yet. Gotta have the normal person handling directions when the driver starts taking all kinds of random turns.
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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‼️CW: DUBCON‼️
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I need you like i need a broken leg
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#valangel #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelValentino #HazbinHotelAngelDust
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Well I've officially committed to a username change. Gonna be switching over all my profiles that I'm able over the next few days. I'm a little worried about people not recognizing me, but I need to feel more comfortable just existing.
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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I need the spindlehorse team to make a BOOK. A lore book, a compendium, a novel, i don't care. I just wanna stop learning important lore from interviews, tweets, and commentaries lmao 🤣🤣🤣
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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👑
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well I've officially committed to a username change. Gonna be switching over all my profiles that I'm able over the next few days. I'm a little worried about people not recognizing me, but I need to feel more comfortable just existing.
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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He has a surprise to cheer her up :)

#Arackniss #SourSugar
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I just think if they fucked nasty once or twice it might cure them (me) #radiostatic #staticradio #voxal
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Amazing Digital Circus gets even better once you surrender to the reality that everything in it is a committed, expensive, and far reaching mass trolling effort to fuck with everyone who gets invested in it.
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It’s not Larian’s fault but it chaps my ass that because they’re Larian they can have a trailer with a full on orgy in it in the middle of the Game Awards and meanwhile adult content in games everywhere else is getting cracked down on left and right.
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM