The zeitgeist says AI, I say people just don’t give a shit any more

God Answers Prayer of Paralyzed Little Boy: “No”, says God.

Ooh, or it’s one of those things you use to fix divots on a putting green. That fits with the ethos

What are the two fang-like protuberances that aren’t gun barrels? Are there more hidden guns, or does the skeleton have crazy rabbit teeth?

And readers of the phones website appreciate it! Though it’s more like the Party Speakers and Brendan Carr website now

That’s why campaign finance reform is so important.

I just broke a random secret wall in a random area and found a new awesome tool. Silksong and Elden Ring are the best recent games at minor finds turning into major (but still optional) game changers

Reminds me of the old Uber/Lyft battles where Uber employees were allegedly ordering Lyfts and canceling over and over

I’ve seen poolgogi as a variant, which is equally fun

This is a hugely important point. It only works if you can objectively prove the outcome, and I don’t really trust society to do this any more

I originally thought “Stankey” was your choice of epithet and honestly I think I’ll just keep believing that

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.

The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was the word “L’Enfant”. What does it mean? Is it a cult, the deep (black?!) state, or have foreign agents infiltrated our transportation networks?

So, anyways: pissed myself

I saw Drinking out of Cups for the first time at 26, so… 26

Started reading old Far Side compilations with my 9 yo. He doesn’t get all of them, especially the outdated cultural references, but when we both get the same joke at the same time it’s the best