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Silicon Valley strategist pretty disappointed in Silicon Valley
Retired US Team athlete
Sorta retired otherwise
Rather woke
Useless English major
One of your 3 human friends
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Now do the rest of them
Photo of Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai, and Elon Musk at Trump’s inauguration.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Gross
Photo of Tim Cook fulsomely presenting gift to Trump
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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25-1 selling ratio, insiders-to-retail investors. Compare to historical mean. Did I get the math terms right?
Investment macro chart from Jurrien Timmer at Fidelity Investments. Shows parallel trend lines of insider versus retail trader behavior since end of 2001. Where historical mean is around 3.2, insiders are currently at 25, compared to current 45 for retail.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Why does Hormel understand less and fewer and you don’t?
May 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Whoohoo!
April 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Yeehaw!
April 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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CNN Headquarters was The Land of Sid and Marty Krofft back in the day
A photo of present-day CNN headquarters in Atlanta. A photo of the erstwhile Land of Sid & Marty Krofft in the 1970s
April 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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This one is more Nagel
April 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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No Patient Portal is saving me time and energy
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April 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Happy Easter to those whomst celebrate
April 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Why is a border security agency doing marketing at all? I have an idea.
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The VIX is doing great!
Photo of today’s Financial Times with the S&P, FTSE, Hang Sang, Topix, Stoxx 600 indices getting hammered while the volatility index is sharply on the rise.
April 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Sardines soaked in olive oil, sliced bread, and a fork on an oak cutting board.
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Fucking moron
S&P Futures chart in freefall
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Saturday
Purple flowers in a green California field, blue skies, fluffy little clouds
March 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Darla got older
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Dis urs Schumer?
March 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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With the next Radiohead album
March 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I am now qualified to shock you
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Here is a delicious Figma Newton
February 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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No spine but plenty of dingleberries
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Safer to burn when it rains during California’s year-round fire season.
#climatechange
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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In his addled real estate developer mind, this is Gaz-a-Lago.
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Most impressive!
January 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM