Boomer (Mike Beaumier)
@mbeaumier.bsky.social
Husband and citizen. Writer and whatever the opposite of an influencer is. Part of the smartest, funniest group of guys running the best gay hotels in the world. Chicago Reader personals guy, This American Life guy, etc. Kindness and subtlety.
That’s not how you spell “ruin”
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
That’s not how you spell “ruin”
Aaron Schock crawled* so JS could, well, you know…
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Aaron Schock crawled* so JS could, well, you know…
93°
It’s February 26
It’s February 26
February 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
93°
It’s February 26
It’s February 26
So much for winter
February 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So much for winter
Good morning, sexies
December 24, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Good morning, sexies
Good morning!
November 27, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Good morning!
Good morning!
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Good morning!
I for serious hate summer ending.
August 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I for serious hate summer ending.
Just went outside butt naked and brought in the trash bins from the street
July 11, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Just went outside butt naked and brought in the trash bins from the street
She woulda been 86 years old today. It has not felt like summer since she’s been gone. We love you, mom.
July 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
She woulda been 86 years old today. It has not felt like summer since she’s been gone. We love you, mom.
Oh dear gawd a’mitey.
June 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Oh dear gawd a’mitey.
First, I’m going to whet your appetite with this magnificent screenshot:
May 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
First, I’m going to whet your appetite with this magnificent screenshot:
CORRECTION: everybody actually hates Trump everywhere, not just New York. We regret the error.
May 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
CORRECTION: everybody actually hates Trump everywhere, not just New York. We regret the error.
(1) There won’t be a second season of this and
(2) Ricky Martin will get, and deserves, a lot of work from this. He was perfect.
(2) Ricky Martin will get, and deserves, a lot of work from this. He was perfect.
May 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
(1) There won’t be a second season of this and
(2) Ricky Martin will get, and deserves, a lot of work from this. He was perfect.
(2) Ricky Martin will get, and deserves, a lot of work from this. He was perfect.
Astro says it’s Pool Season.
May 8, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Astro says it’s Pool Season.
She would’ve just become a great-grandmother, and we can only imagine how pissed she’d be about it. Eight years on, and we still ache.
Mom, we miss you.
Mom, we miss you.
April 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
She would’ve just become a great-grandmother, and we can only imagine how pissed she’d be about it. Eight years on, and we still ache.
Mom, we miss you.
Mom, we miss you.
SPOILER ALERT: It’s under the doormat.
February 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
SPOILER ALERT: It’s under the doormat.