Wow folks, there she is.

My lifestyle has nothing to do with these chrome c*nt-lite nails. I simply do not care!

Is it cosplay?? Is it because they’re a new generation of tradwife and didn’t have examples to look up to?? I have to know! I’m a goblin wife and I ~shred~ in the kitchen.

I read it and lived!!!!

Please dont let it distract you from the fact that this is a perfect show!!

I get that libraries are under attack right now so maybe this is a BAD TIME but there is a narrative about inherent goodness that needs to be examined!!

Get real, kid. I’m almost 40!!!