Mazzullaballs
@mazzullaballs.bsky.social
Ball knower. Mazzulla propagandist
The 3 point bucket will save your life if you let it
The 3 point bucket will save your life if you let it
Games are back after a week off. Happy Bounce day to those who celebrate
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Games are back after a week off. Happy Bounce day to those who celebrate
Guys used to play with loose bolts and screws rolling around on the hardwood. They really were just like fuck it
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Guys used to play with loose bolts and screws rolling around on the hardwood. They really were just like fuck it
This used to be farce. They used to laugh at us. Now these shots wouldn’t even make it into the AllStar game. Sorry oldheads
MJ and Larry Bird Play HORSE | McDonald Commercial | 1993
YouTube video by MJ23 His Airness Forever
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February 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This used to be farce. They used to laugh at us. Now these shots wouldn’t even make it into the AllStar game. Sorry oldheads
The NBA plumber is dead & we killed him. This era belongs to a new warrior: the 3 point marksman. His tools are foreign to you, his appetite for perfection unimaginable. He sits alone in the dark dreaming of shots that would put you in a mental asylum
February 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The NBA plumber is dead & we killed him. This era belongs to a new warrior: the 3 point marksman. His tools are foreign to you, his appetite for perfection unimaginable. He sits alone in the dark dreaming of shots that would put you in a mental asylum
Somewhere your hometown’s nets are quivering over the absolute gauntlet my team’s shooters will deploy tonight. The arena is closed & theyre absolutely shaking. Pathetic
February 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Somewhere your hometown’s nets are quivering over the absolute gauntlet my team’s shooters will deploy tonight. The arena is closed & theyre absolutely shaking. Pathetic
Can’t wait to watch my favorite team launch 3 pointers at will this weekend.
February 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Can’t wait to watch my favorite team launch 3 pointers at will this weekend.
The sound of a layup is soft, practically nonexistent. It says “ope” as it squeezes past the net.
The sound of a 3 ball is thunderous, a pure manifestation of violence. The brutes revel in what they have created
The sound of a 3 ball is thunderous, a pure manifestation of violence. The brutes revel in what they have created
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The sound of a layup is soft, practically nonexistent. It says “ope” as it squeezes past the net.
The sound of a 3 ball is thunderous, a pure manifestation of violence. The brutes revel in what they have created
The sound of a 3 ball is thunderous, a pure manifestation of violence. The brutes revel in what they have created
My sources tell me Luka Doncic was simply too fat to continue winning the Trae Young trade. He now moves on to the Anthony Davis trade, where hell take an immediate abdominal strain head start
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My sources tell me Luka Doncic was simply too fat to continue winning the Trae Young trade. He now moves on to the Anthony Davis trade, where hell take an immediate abdominal strain head start
Did you know? The 3 ball is the most valuable shot in the entire sport. Anyone who brings up the and-1 probably played in Converses in free time between unclogging toilets. Just my 2 cents
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Did you know? The 3 ball is the most valuable shot in the entire sport. Anyone who brings up the and-1 probably played in Converses in free time between unclogging toilets. Just my 2 cents
The net quivers with fear. To him, the elite 3 point shooter is a monster. A hired assassin that relishes in his pain. Traveling great distances to thread absolute rockets into his eye. To the net, he is a bastard
January 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The net quivers with fear. To him, the elite 3 point shooter is a monster. A hired assassin that relishes in his pain. Traveling great distances to thread absolute rockets into his eye. To the net, he is a bastard
A lot of the things I say have never been said out loud before. On some TV networks they are illegal
January 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A lot of the things I say have never been said out loud before. On some TV networks they are illegal
As soon as we step on the floor I’m letting you know. Buddy, around here we shoot from “downtown”. If you don’t know what that means, you’ve got a long night ahead of you
January 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
As soon as we step on the floor I’m letting you know. Buddy, around here we shoot from “downtown”. If you don’t know what that means, you’ve got a long night ahead of you
The 3 ball is how we got the plumbers out of basketball. Yeah nice try, lightweight. We’re not going back
January 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The 3 ball is how we got the plumbers out of basketball. Yeah nice try, lightweight. We’re not going back
It’s a nimble stepback. His toes line up perfectly with the 3 point line. That was his plan all along. You’re now in hell as he launches the 3. Helpless to watch it sail over you, up to the heavens, laces spinning in perfect harmony, splashing the net like the first foot set on the moon.
You sucker.
You sucker.
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s a nimble stepback. His toes line up perfectly with the 3 point line. That was his plan all along. You’re now in hell as he launches the 3. Helpless to watch it sail over you, up to the heavens, laces spinning in perfect harmony, splashing the net like the first foot set on the moon.
You sucker.
You sucker.
We're down 3 with seconds left. Oldheads who played with peach baskets want us to play the free throw game. Think again. We're filling the skies with 3 balls. Perfectly laced rockets from downtown. The crowd is weeping. This is how it was always supposed to be
January 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We're down 3 with seconds left. Oldheads who played with peach baskets want us to play the free throw game. Think again. We're filling the skies with 3 balls. Perfectly laced rockets from downtown. The crowd is weeping. This is how it was always supposed to be
The 2 point shot is the tool of the plumber. He prefers it because it travels short distances and requires almost no skill. The plumber chucks his 2s like a stupid oaf. I loathe the plumber
January 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The 2 point shot is the tool of the plumber. He prefers it because it travels short distances and requires almost no skill. The plumber chucks his 2s like a stupid oaf. I loathe the plumber
When your favorite team is in a rut, try launching some more net rippin’ 3 balls that are worth more than literally any other shot. The promise of points will soothe you
January 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When your favorite team is in a rut, try launching some more net rippin’ 3 balls that are worth more than literally any other shot. The promise of points will soothe you
I can feel it coming. An avalanche of 3s from my favorite team.
I am ready.
I am ready.
January 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can feel it coming. An avalanche of 3s from my favorite team.
I am ready.
I am ready.
It may surprise you to discover that only the strongest, most resilient players can consistently drain the 3 ball. These are our modern day warriors, not the stumbling doofuses that shoot layups
January 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It may surprise you to discover that only the strongest, most resilient players can consistently drain the 3 ball. These are our modern day warriors, not the stumbling doofuses that shoot layups
The 3 balls will not stop. They will only become stronger, more effective
January 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The 3 balls will not stop. They will only become stronger, more effective
I don’t care that you think the 3ball is ruining basketball. All I care about is the smack sound it makes when it rips the net, a gravitational force unlike any other
January 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I don’t care that you think the 3ball is ruining basketball. All I care about is the smack sound it makes when it rips the net, a gravitational force unlike any other
The 3 ball will not die, you are powerless to stop it
January 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The 3 ball will not die, you are powerless to stop it