This is why everyone in the world who was a child before JK Rowling put out her first book remains illiterate to this very day. I, having never read Harry Potter as child, am illiterate that I don’t even know what I have sausage in this post.

Yes, fuck it. There are actual fascists in the US government, I shouldn't have to read all my emails now.

So glad I signed up to Glassdoor job alerts