We really lost the plot why tf are people allowed to sell real life serial killers on merch at cons 😭

When I feel like I'm about to cry and its a moment where I just don't feel like crying I will turn on a song that you'd think you can't possibly cry to but then it just turns into Nickelback's "Something In Your Mouth" blasting while I still cry

Sometimes you gotta smoke a camel crush while you listen to storms by fleetwood mac in your car at 11:08pm

What my juvenile delinquents have called me over the past week (mostly with love):
My *n word*
Miss G
Bestie
Fat Bitch
Guys Sister
Blippys Wife
My Favorite Goofy Teacher
Old
Miss Ma'am

Having a concussion? In this economy?