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Of all the famous people outed as predators, this might have been the most disappointing. Although, I suspect if I look back, there will be clues.
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Of all the famous people outed as predators, this might have been the most disappointing. Although, I suspect if I look back, there will be clues.
Didn't Austin used to be the sane city in Texas? What happened?
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Didn't Austin used to be the sane city in Texas? What happened?
Ruined a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage"
The Ipcress Sausage
To Sir with sausage
The Maltese Sausage
Captain America: Sausage War
The Ipcress Sausage
To Sir with sausage
The Maltese Sausage
Captain America: Sausage War
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Ruined a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage"
The Ipcress Sausage
To Sir with sausage
The Maltese Sausage
Captain America: Sausage War
The Ipcress Sausage
To Sir with sausage
The Maltese Sausage
Captain America: Sausage War
Yet another reason I'm glad I stopped at Last Jedi.
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Yet another reason I'm glad I stopped at Last Jedi.
Poor Redd Fox. You'd think being dead for over 30 years would protect you from Ankylosing spondylitis, but I guess not.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Poor Redd Fox. You'd think being dead for over 30 years would protect you from Ankylosing spondylitis, but I guess not.
Movie executive: So we make this grim and gritty take with, like dragons and this Strawberry Poundcake is this, like really hot chick in metal bikini, maybe played by Sydney Sweeney, and there's this evil wizard called Purple Pieman, and he's played by . . . Jared Leto!
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Movie executive: So we make this grim and gritty take with, like dragons and this Strawberry Poundcake is this, like really hot chick in metal bikini, maybe played by Sydney Sweeney, and there's this evil wizard called Purple Pieman, and he's played by . . . Jared Leto!
This one time? I went to see Melania movie to get a preview of what it's like spend eternity in Hell.
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 AM
This one time? I went to see Melania movie to get a preview of what it's like spend eternity in Hell.
No matter how badly the movie does, Trump will describe it thusly," It's the, the, well I'd say greatest movie ever made. It's making tons of money. More money than any movie ever mad. Just incredible. A Tony award winner.
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
No matter how badly the movie does, Trump will describe it thusly," It's the, the, well I'd say greatest movie ever made. It's making tons of money. More money than any movie ever mad. Just incredible. A Tony award winner.
Just one glove. Now he has TWO things in common with Michael Jackson.
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Just one glove. Now he has TWO things in common with Michael Jackson.
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
a cartoon dog is standing next to a wooden chair and a pole .
ALT: a cartoon dog is standing next to a wooden chair and a pole .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
If Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily, the Mads, and every single iteration of the bots riffed on this simultaneously, I still can't imagine it would be any good.
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If Joel, Mike, Jonah, Emily, the Mads, and every single iteration of the bots riffed on this simultaneously, I still can't imagine it would be any good.
This is officially the film I am LEAST interested in seeing.
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
This is officially the film I am LEAST interested in seeing.
He is one of those people who really needs to learn that there are times when silence is golden.
January 27, 2026 at 5:40 PM
He is one of those people who really needs to learn that there are times when silence is golden.
I would so love to have a room with this decor.
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I would so love to have a room with this decor.
Real men eat balls.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Real men eat balls.
Did any silent stars REALLY have their careers ruined by the advent of talkies, or were there generally other factors?
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Did any silent stars REALLY have their careers ruined by the advent of talkies, or were there generally other factors?
That's a bit unfair. MURDER INC. were gangsters and thugs, but they weren't FACISTS.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
That's a bit unfair. MURDER INC. were gangsters and thugs, but they weren't FACISTS.
Dye another day.
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dye another day.
The Man with the Golden Wham-O Air Blaster
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Man with the Golden Wham-O Air Blaster
Ironically, they forgot to water it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ironically, they forgot to water it.
Pictures of said gold bar and one of a kind Rolex desk clock
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Pictures of said gold bar and one of a kind Rolex desk clock
This was my exact first thought when I saw this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This was my exact first thought when I saw this.