mi querida carmilla
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
mi querida carmilla
the iphone weather app is so obviously designed for people who live in america
every winter i get like 6 notifications a day that are just: “watch out it’s gonna be snowy!!!” “oh no: -4 degrees!!” “2mm of snow coming look out!!”
bitch i live in canada that’s just how it is this is not news
every winter i get like 6 notifications a day that are just: “watch out it’s gonna be snowy!!!” “oh no: -4 degrees!!” “2mm of snow coming look out!!”
bitch i live in canada that’s just how it is this is not news
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the iphone weather app is so obviously designed for people who live in america
every winter i get like 6 notifications a day that are just: “watch out it’s gonna be snowy!!!” “oh no: -4 degrees!!” “2mm of snow coming look out!!”
bitch i live in canada that’s just how it is this is not news
every winter i get like 6 notifications a day that are just: “watch out it’s gonna be snowy!!!” “oh no: -4 degrees!!” “2mm of snow coming look out!!”
bitch i live in canada that’s just how it is this is not news
you’ve heard of “find my iphone” and “erase my iphone” i think they should add “remotely detonate my iphone”
the idea is that if someone steals your phone and you know you have no hope of getting it back you can just fucking explode their house
the idea is that if someone steals your phone and you know you have no hope of getting it back you can just fucking explode their house
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
you’ve heard of “find my iphone” and “erase my iphone” i think they should add “remotely detonate my iphone”
the idea is that if someone steals your phone and you know you have no hope of getting it back you can just fucking explode their house
the idea is that if someone steals your phone and you know you have no hope of getting it back you can just fucking explode their house
so it turns out literally every single funny thing that i reference is actually from the snapcube sonic fandubs
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
so it turns out literally every single funny thing that i reference is actually from the snapcube sonic fandubs
i wish the death note was real but only i had it
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i wish the death note was real but only i had it
i don’t think google ai remembers m’y genocides
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i don’t think google ai remembers m’y genocides
my least favourite musical artist: 🅱️ustin 🅱️ieber
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my least favourite musical artist: 🅱️ustin 🅱️ieber
been battling the urge to stay up until 3 am to watch the hazbin hotel season 2 premiere
the only thing stopping me is having to wake up at 6:30 the next morning
i don't think i can do it :,(
the only thing stopping me is having to wake up at 6:30 the next morning
i don't think i can do it :,(
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
been battling the urge to stay up until 3 am to watch the hazbin hotel season 2 premiere
the only thing stopping me is having to wake up at 6:30 the next morning
i don't think i can do it :,(
the only thing stopping me is having to wake up at 6:30 the next morning
i don't think i can do it :,(
i think we should add couches on each base in baseball and you have to sit on them when you get there
we could call it seatball
we could call it seatball
October 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i think we should add couches on each base in baseball and you have to sit on them when you get there
we could call it seatball
we could call it seatball
the store i work at added moonbeam ice cream to the music playlist 😭
i am officially stuck in the benson boone discography torture chamber
i am officially stuck in the benson boone discography torture chamber
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the store i work at added moonbeam ice cream to the music playlist 😭
i am officially stuck in the benson boone discography torture chamber
i am officially stuck in the benson boone discography torture chamber
just spent 30 seconds staring at this reddit ad flabbergasted because i thought it said tiddytube 😭
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
just spent 30 seconds staring at this reddit ad flabbergasted because i thought it said tiddytube 😭
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
cant believe they added minecraft to lava chicken yo
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
cant believe they added minecraft to lava chicken yo
people that say being visibly gay forces it on other people must also think that wishing someone "happy holidays" forces your religion on them
October 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
people that say being visibly gay forces it on other people must also think that wishing someone "happy holidays" forces your religion on them
happy binky fish friday!
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
happy binky fish friday!
just because i am trans doesn’t mean i’m evil
yes, i’m evil, but not because i’m trans >:3
yes, i’m evil, but not because i’m trans >:3
October 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just because i am trans doesn’t mean i’m evil
yes, i’m evil, but not because i’m trans >:3
yes, i’m evil, but not because i’m trans >:3
tfw you're making a giant scene on wplace and accidentally place one pixel wrong and now you have to redo hours of work and move half your scene because you realize one line doesn't match up 😭😭😭
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
tfw you're making a giant scene on wplace and accidentally place one pixel wrong and now you have to redo hours of work and move half your scene because you realize one line doesn't match up 😭😭😭
being trans is like that stupid fucking xbox thing where you have to pay to change your username except it's your gender and also in real life and you really don't want to play as JohnMcStinky anymore but you can't afford to change it
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
being trans is like that stupid fucking xbox thing where you have to pay to change your username except it's your gender and also in real life and you really don't want to play as JohnMcStinky anymore but you can't afford to change it
how would this even work like who would be the woman in the relationship and who would be the other woman?
September 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
how would this even work like who would be the woman in the relationship and who would be the other woman?
new deltarune theory: kris is homophobic, hear me out here
- carol's antlers are blue
- in the "carol I can no longer tolerate you're homophobia" photo Carol is losing her homophobia and also the blue in her antlers
so we know that blue is the color of homophobia.
you know who else is blue? Kris.
- carol's antlers are blue
- in the "carol I can no longer tolerate you're homophobia" photo Carol is losing her homophobia and also the blue in her antlers
so we know that blue is the color of homophobia.
you know who else is blue? Kris.
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
new deltarune theory: kris is homophobic, hear me out here
- carol's antlers are blue
- in the "carol I can no longer tolerate you're homophobia" photo Carol is losing her homophobia and also the blue in her antlers
so we know that blue is the color of homophobia.
you know who else is blue? Kris.
- carol's antlers are blue
- in the "carol I can no longer tolerate you're homophobia" photo Carol is losing her homophobia and also the blue in her antlers
so we know that blue is the color of homophobia.
you know who else is blue? Kris.
homophobic carol is not a meme, it is a genre ✨
September 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
homophobic carol is not a meme, it is a genre ✨
"wow I wish I had a yummy snack right about now!"
the humble vending machine:
the humble vending machine:
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"wow I wish I had a yummy snack right about now!"
the humble vending machine:
the humble vending machine: