The Mayor
@mayorxochitl.bsky.social
*salutes excitedly*
February 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
*salutes excitedly*
I volunteer to do what must be done
February 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I volunteer to do what must be done
Give or take yeah. Their produce dept is... well endowed
February 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give or take yeah. Their produce dept is... well endowed
Somebody get Big Chungus on the line
February 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Somebody get Big Chungus on the line
No idea where they come from but this is a normal size carrot at this store, I stopped questioning it years ago
February 21, 2024 at 11:41 PM
No idea where they come from but this is a normal size carrot at this store, I stopped questioning it years ago
*desperately searching for lamp* big titty moth gf
October 16, 2023 at 5:28 PM
*desperately searching for lamp* big titty moth gf
Unlawful possession of a weaponized doot machine
October 10, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Unlawful possession of a weaponized doot machine
Don't cross him he studied the blade
September 28, 2023 at 1:18 PM
Don't cross him he studied the blade