Mayor of Top City
@mayortopcity.bsky.social
Veteran. Gay. Urbanist. 📚 🏋🏼♂️🌮💹🐈⬛🐈
Wishing everyone a Merry Xmas not because I stand in opposition to Christ, but because I stand in SUPPORT of Xtina
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wishing everyone a Merry Xmas not because I stand in opposition to Christ, but because I stand in SUPPORT of Xtina
How it feels to make my management answer my irritating little questions on group calls
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How it feels to make my management answer my irritating little questions on group calls
Mandatory fun day at work. You know an escape room hates to see us coming
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mandatory fun day at work. You know an escape room hates to see us coming
Just finished off one whole pie by myself over the course of one week. Please respect my privacy at this time
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just finished off one whole pie by myself over the course of one week. Please respect my privacy at this time
It sucks that the public intellectuals/aspirational figures we are saddled with are all ooga booga dudes whose lexicon maxes out at words like "laissez-faire" and "deportation"
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It sucks that the public intellectuals/aspirational figures we are saddled with are all ooga booga dudes whose lexicon maxes out at words like "laissez-faire" and "deportation"
This evil shit popping up on my TL makes me want to puke dude. What the fuck are we even doing
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This evil shit popping up on my TL makes me want to puke dude. What the fuck are we even doing
Is there something about becoming director-level and above that makes productivity toxic? What are you people even doing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is there something about becoming director-level and above that makes productivity toxic? What are you people even doing.
Rough day at the office boys
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Rough day at the office boys
Bffr if I can't come up with a gift for you for Christmas on my own accord you're just not gonna get one
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Bffr if I can't come up with a gift for you for Christmas on my own accord you're just not gonna get one
Who up at the gym going g spot day
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who up at the gym going g spot day
Lana may have scored her some redneck trade but let it be known I did it first. I was in the trenches honey
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Lana may have scored her some redneck trade but let it be known I did it first. I was in the trenches honey
I don't want to see your load count I want to see your water beads. Drink your water hoe
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't want to see your load count I want to see your water beads. Drink your water hoe
Gay people power walk everywhere just to be late to every single thing in their lives
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Gay people power walk everywhere just to be late to every single thing in their lives
Ozempic was created by Big Straight to rob gay men of their vitality and strength. The zombie look is not a side effect!!!
The consequences of patients taking a GLP-1 without treating the underlying issues of healthy eating and exercise are becoming clear. Scientists have found that some GLP-1 patients can lose significant muscle mass, as well as a loss of functional strength, due to a lack of energy.
🎨: Glenn Harvey
🎨: Glenn Harvey
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ozempic was created by Big Straight to rob gay men of their vitality and strength. The zombie look is not a side effect!!!
I am literally in bed by 9pm this is so funny to me
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I am literally in bed by 9pm this is so funny to me
I refused to call in artillery fire on a plot of land in Iraq during a mission because families were known to traverse that area. This chuckle fuck did it with no hesitation. Fuckin loser
“Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal. Without a war. An interesting achievement.”
The latest from George F. Will:
The latest from George F. Will:
Opinion | This moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans
Regarding Venezuela, Ukraine and much more, Trump and his acolytes are worse than simply incompetent.
wapo.st
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I refused to call in artillery fire on a plot of land in Iraq during a mission because families were known to traverse that area. This chuckle fuck did it with no hesitation. Fuckin loser
I WILL buy an old STL mansion and live my gayest life in it. Pic attached of what I envision it to look like:
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I WILL buy an old STL mansion and live my gayest life in it. Pic attached of what I envision it to look like:
This horny elf is going to lead us to the promised land
“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
Sabrina Carpenter Slams White House For Using Her Song In ‘Evil’ Video About Deportations
“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
www.forbes.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This horny elf is going to lead us to the promised land
Heated rivalry paid for this post
Not the first Bussi to shut em out tho wink wink nudge nudge
FIRST CAREER SHUTOUT ALERT! 👏
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Heated rivalry paid for this post
Not the first Bussi to shut em out tho wink wink nudge nudge
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Not the first Bussi to shut em out tho wink wink nudge nudge
Something beautiful about finding old army photographs with crushes in them and being like... Wow I didn't realize all the times I could hit if I wasn't so clueless
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Something beautiful about finding old army photographs with crushes in them and being like... Wow I didn't realize all the times I could hit if I wasn't so clueless
Gay guy Monday. Why not
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Gay guy Monday. Why not
Boyfriend knew my fave pie is pecan and I had none of it this thanksgiving so he went out and bought me a whole damn pie.
Bear status will NOT be lost this season
Bear status will NOT be lost this season
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Boyfriend knew my fave pie is pecan and I had none of it this thanksgiving so he went out and bought me a whole damn pie.
Bear status will NOT be lost this season
Bear status will NOT be lost this season