Owen Sterner
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mayorowen.bsky.social
Owen Sterner
@mayorowen.bsky.social
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my banner tells you everything you need to know.
destroy what destroys you, the time has come to awake
June 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
why'd bill gates name his company after his dick
February 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
my banner tells you everything you need to know.
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Text me!

Seven billion one hundred thirty three million three hundred forty four thousand six hundred fifteen.

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January 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
bluesky should call their posts clouds
January 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i love conan o'brien. his game of life is my favorite.
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
it's givinggggg
January 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i scream you scream we all scream for sherbet
January 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
sticks and stones may break my bones
January 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i want a lava lamp but instead of a lava lamp its a big pile of cocaine
January 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
light bulb. double. decker. driveway.
January 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
trade and barter to the moon
January 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
just learned what helium does to balloons. its fucked up. it doesnt wanna go that way.
January 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
whats the difference between a hippo and the 2nd harry potter movie?
January 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
dick pic.
January 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
whats up blueskyers. you aren't ready for my account.
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM