The Mayor of Packwood
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Official Twitter for the Office of the the Mayor of Packwood, WA. Repped by Elite Model Management.
This thing is so Italian, they're literally eating big bowls of spaghetti while they watch football.
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
This thing is so Italian, they're literally eating big bowls of spaghetti while they watch football.
This is him in his element and feeling great. No reading. No big words to worry about.
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This is him in his element and feeling great. No reading. No big words to worry about.
Still trying to get to the bottom of this
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Still trying to get to the bottom of this
I said "remove the pants and give him a wrist watch". ChatGPT assumes a dog's front legs are actually arms. Doing some heavy duty research this Sunday morning.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I said "remove the pants and give him a wrist watch". ChatGPT assumes a dog's front legs are actually arms. Doing some heavy duty research this Sunday morning.
I just got the "You better watch your tongue boy if you like this job!" email.
two men are standing in a warehouse with boxes on shelves that say ' simpson '
ALT: two men are standing in a warehouse with boxes on shelves that say ' simpson '
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just got the "You better watch your tongue boy if you like this job!" email.
We gotta double down on free speech. That means you holding a press conference with at least two microphones. Double the microphones, double the speech. That's what my mom used to say. She still says it. Also today I spoke to my mom and she used the phrase "back end of a fart".
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We gotta double down on free speech. That means you holding a press conference with at least two microphones. Double the microphones, double the speech. That's what my mom used to say. She still says it. Also today I spoke to my mom and she used the phrase "back end of a fart".
It's times like this that I realize I'm bad at the internet.
September 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's times like this that I realize I'm bad at the internet.
No Apple Jack for you!
August 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No Apple Jack for you!
I just bought a dime bag for $10.
August 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I just bought a dime bag for $10.
