Despite all the snarky comebacks, as a Gen Xer who has tutored younger relatives in multiple math categories, let me be clear that all the video game learning math "tools" are bullshit.

It wouldn't be like Albertans to ignore safety advice from experts, would it, now?

Do they even make adult diapers big enough for this incontinent lump or do they just wrap him in bath sheets which get sent to the hazmat site?

He was always the realest one. Long live Cactus Jack!

Saw it as a 17-year-old during its first theatrical release. On a date. Still a formative experience.

Better to have him testify.

So much winning!

I figured she was hiding at the White House.

Socialism is expressly internationalist in its intentions, which is why "National Socialism" is just oxymoronic branding for fascism, you fucking clown.

Negotiating tactics 101.

Using hot wax and an x-acto knife to lay out typeset newspaper copy.