MayorJenni
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I was worried for a second that I’d leave twitter and finally have to read all those books I bought
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aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you?
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
December 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you?
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
me: Excuse me?!
octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder*
me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!
The first year of parenting is being mad Spotify didn’t create a separate wrapped for your baby. The second year is accepting that bananaphone is the only song that exists
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The first year of parenting is being mad Spotify didn’t create a separate wrapped for your baby. The second year is accepting that bananaphone is the only song that exists
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"did you read the article"
the article:
the article:
December 4, 2024 at 12:39 AM
"did you read the article"
the article:
the article: