Mayor DasMoose
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Mayor DasMoose
@mayordasmoose.bsky.social
Only slightly problematic.

I still miss Wildstar.
I was going to add “unless I constantly use lotion” but I hit the character limit and also I don’t wanna
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Men only want one thing and it’s pretty tasty as long as you don’t look at the sodium levels.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bet it wasn’t even an aisle seat. The dweeb.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Follow up because of the background that popped up.
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So you’re saying you don’t want to try for the epic giveaway for that sweet aol time?
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s probably why they wound up failing as an isp and no other reason at all.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Definitely didn’t tickle!
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A reminder my knee did not want.
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
With great height comes great responsibility.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My grocery store super hero moments are just being 6’2” and walking up to folks who are having trouble reaching things high up or towards the back of shelves. Then I come in and save the day with the power of reach!
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t think it’s worth quitting over. But it’s sure as hell worth being angry about.
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
All of my best!
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM