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MAYO
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FATHER OF NONE, WINNER OF FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR FIVE CONSECTUTIVE YEARS
JOSEF YOU DID IT AGAIN
March 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
POSITIVITY INJECTION

I FOUND 15 CENTS OUTSIDE OF A DISPENSARY WHILE ON A WALK :D
March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
...ME N' WHOOOO???!
March 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can't stop thinking about #LostTapes #Bloom&Rage
March 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm like their little butch sister
February 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Tellind will never beat the "daddy issues" allegations, especially not when she latches so strongly onto the next older Dwarf man that shows up.

A lot of what she does is to make him proud, and she really isn't sure that she could do this without him.
February 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wanna show off my bg3 Tav!

Tahlorah (she/her)
A tiefling monk who left her monastic order to go back home to Baldurs Gate and got abducted the minute she stepped foot in the city. She is a repressed girlie but eager to start over and live her life! She just has to save the world and herself first
February 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I need Manfred to meet Sera. She might be put off by him at first but I think they could be an unstoppable force together. Call him something like "Bonesly." Turn him into aprankster in training. They have a secret handshake. She would hiss back at him and tell others "You wouldn't get it"
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I think that Cailin would be so stoked to meet a Griffin, the dude seemed a big fan of the legends of the Wardens. He'd meet Assan and probably go "My, my! What a fierce and spirited young thing!" In awe of the little dude completely. Maybe a playfighting wrestling match would also come out of it
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
LOVE THIS
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It is unreal how badly I need this shirt.
February 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is much more than a mention but I made this and I love her, so thank you for drawing her
February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sending him to the store to buy milk and eggs, I think this should be enough!
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Something about insanely strong adaptive leader women and the once-naive bisexual maidens who loved them so much they brought them back to life
January 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
.....somebody beat ya to it
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
WELCOME BACK COLETTE AND GINA HALF LIFE DECAY
January 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
SHOUTOUT TO PEARL HOUZUKI MY SECOND BIGGEST FAN
January 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I wanna show off my Rook!
Tellind "Thorne," the Angry Bastard Princess who joined the Grey Wardens to find and beat up her dad but instead got adopted by Varric and recruited to save the world.
January 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Spotify what are you telling me.
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
BEHOLD "The Fucker"
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM