I love my things.

Because when I'm sad, I sit in front of the mini heater.

You should invite my wife over and you two can talk about your favorite bags, and your wife and I can bully the two of you. Love is great.

I'm a big fan of cream cheese and artificial crab.

Being five feet tall with these hips is just unfair.

I'd also like to point out that these were ice cream sandwiches specifically purchased for me and you said, "No, I won't eat any of those. I bought myself Oreos, Jaffa Cakes, and two pints of ice cream."

I can get more.

You should probably check your posts for spelling errors before you call others stupid.

Gay.

Read thc as a new silly way of typing "thick".

Pączkis and pierogies are the only things I'd trust Parma with.

Your award was a rotisserie chicken.