Which is funny to me because of how often I receive emails in my job that looks like they were set up for subscribing to porn.
"Dear 'Sexy big tits', are you certain you want all official communication regarding this issue sent to this particular account?"

Careful, you don't want to anger the Mafia!

Some women even love him when he has no nose 😄

All anyone has to do is look about to see that's not true but then they come up with alternative reasons to absolve themselves of responsibility and effort. And this is from someone who is a continuing failure with women. But I know that's on me and no one else.

😂

Makes me think of some of Charlie's writing in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 😄

I'm fairly sure it's in the Old Testament somewhere

I know it's immensely impractical but I don't know why the 'hair across one eye' look can be so hot 😄

It won't be the heart that grows three sizes this time!

I'm not even slightly industry but I'm here nonetheless!