Mayhem the 13th
@mayhemthe13th.bsky.social
Well it’s rather brutal here, we’re advising all our clients to put everything they’ve got in to can foods and shotguns.
“We’ve always been at war with Eurasia. On a lighter note chocolate rations have been increased to .5g”
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“We’ve always been at war with Eurasia. On a lighter note chocolate rations have been increased to .5g”
I think we can shorten that to “eat the rich”.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think we can shorten that to “eat the rich”.
Guess she doesn’t have an assigned seat on the bribery plane?
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Guess she doesn’t have an assigned seat on the bribery plane?
This is just the beginning…
October 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is just the beginning…
It’s giving “rockin and rolling by Easter”.
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s giving “rockin and rolling by Easter”.
I’m still waiting on the 2012 apocalypse predicted by the end of the Mayan calendar. And don’t get me started on Y2K!!!
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m still waiting on the 2012 apocalypse predicted by the end of the Mayan calendar. And don’t get me started on Y2K!!!
🤦🏻sir, step it up.
September 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
🤦🏻sir, step it up.
Macabre humor is a staple of military and LEO culture.
September 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Macabre humor is a staple of military and LEO culture.
You are so right. MSM doesn’t have the vocally or breadth of culture to make sense of this. It will get boiled down to something asinine.
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You are so right. MSM doesn’t have the vocally or breadth of culture to make sense of this. It will get boiled down to something asinine.
Thank you for the this thread sir. Many of us feel and believe as you do but lack the eloquence to articulate the nuances.
September 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thank you for the this thread sir. Many of us feel and believe as you do but lack the eloquence to articulate the nuances.
Joe Biden rolls up to trumps funeral on his bike.
September 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Joe Biden rolls up to trumps funeral on his bike.
I had saved my dollars and quarters for 2 years. That was my churro money. I ate 3k calories a day in churro alone. Go with god my friend!
August 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I had saved my dollars and quarters for 2 years. That was my churro money. I ate 3k calories a day in churro alone. Go with god my friend!
I carry a pocket knife because:
1: it was the only useful gift in the “X years of service” catalogue my company sent me.
2: packing tape has become stronger over the years.
3: I like the underside of my nails to be clean.
1: it was the only useful gift in the “X years of service” catalogue my company sent me.
2: packing tape has become stronger over the years.
3: I like the underside of my nails to be clean.
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I carry a pocket knife because:
1: it was the only useful gift in the “X years of service” catalogue my company sent me.
2: packing tape has become stronger over the years.
3: I like the underside of my nails to be clean.
1: it was the only useful gift in the “X years of service” catalogue my company sent me.
2: packing tape has become stronger over the years.
3: I like the underside of my nails to be clean.
“The facts are the sun will burn out, 10 billion years or something, but it will burn out. So why invest in solar when we have gas and coal at our fingertips already” - these fucking people
July 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“The facts are the sun will burn out, 10 billion years or something, but it will burn out. So why invest in solar when we have gas and coal at our fingertips already” - these fucking people
“Roll back” was right there.
July 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Roll back” was right there.
Canonically the bike was never AT the Alamo…. So there’s that.
July 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Canonically the bike was never AT the Alamo…. So there’s that.
My favorite games, movies, bands, vacation spots, are monumentally more enjoyable watching my kids enjoy them.
July 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My favorite games, movies, bands, vacation spots, are monumentally more enjoyable watching my kids enjoy them.
bloody brilliant bruh.
July 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
bloody brilliant bruh.
It’s exhausting.
July 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s exhausting.
I see your indoor rump no snoot, and raise you an outdoor snoot no rump.
June 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I see your indoor rump no snoot, and raise you an outdoor snoot no rump.
Greetings from Burrito.
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Greetings from Burrito.
You wanna argue, we’re gonna have to argue about something else.
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You wanna argue, we’re gonna have to argue about something else.
