Mayflower
@mayflowering.bsky.social
"Travel halfway across the universe for the greatest sex, you still end up dying alone"
-Captain Jack Harkness
#1 Acaledus fan account
-Captain Jack Harkness
#1 Acaledus fan account
solution: just come out to your parents
March 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
solution: just come out to your parents
no fucking clue, but it'll probably be the best show of the year
March 17, 2024 at 9:35 PM
no fucking clue, but it'll probably be the best show of the year
My name is not Gary
March 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
My name is not Gary
I have no mouth but must scream, also known as you are currently watching a show with someone, but you've already seen the show and it's their first time and you want to make a funny joke but it's spoilers
March 14, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I have no mouth but must scream, also known as you are currently watching a show with someone, but you've already seen the show and it's their first time and you want to make a funny joke but it's spoilers
also also, based on how we dress the roles should be swapped
March 9, 2024 at 4:09 PM
also also, based on how we dress the roles should be swapped
grrr why is she so cute sitting there next to me grrr.
curse you god for making women so epic
curse you god for making women so epic
March 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
grrr why is she so cute sitting there next to me grrr.
curse you god for making women so epic
curse you god for making women so epic
also please help me, I really wanna cuddle her rn, but she's reading and I don't wanna interrupt her
March 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
also please help me, I really wanna cuddle her rn, but she's reading and I don't wanna interrupt her
girl be yapping on about "opposing autisms" and is currently sitting next to me on a train to Brussels to see mass of the fermenting dregs live. hypocrite frfr
March 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
girl be yapping on about "opposing autisms" and is currently sitting next to me on a train to Brussels to see mass of the fermenting dregs live. hypocrite frfr
this could be us if I was the pole and you were the dog
March 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM
this could be us if I was the pole and you were the dog
apart from GOING TO A CONCERT OF ONE OF THE BEST BANDS OF ALL TIME!!! GRRAAAAH I HECKING LOVE MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS!!! FERMENTERS RISE UP!!! FERMENTATION GANG REPRESENT!!! GRRAAAAAHH!!!
March 9, 2024 at 3:04 PM
apart from GOING TO A CONCERT OF ONE OF THE BEST BANDS OF ALL TIME!!! GRRAAAAH I HECKING LOVE MASS OF THE FERMENTING DREGS!!! FERMENTERS RISE UP!!! FERMENTATION GANG REPRESENT!!! GRRAAAAAHH!!!
danke, nur durch solch motivierende worte konnte ich diesen meilenstein erreichen
March 9, 2024 at 12:22 AM
danke, nur durch solch motivierende worte konnte ich diesen meilenstein erreichen
I would rather have my firstborn child be murdered than play a single game of boros
March 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I would rather have my firstborn child be murdered than play a single game of boros
all your oomfies love you
March 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM
all your oomfies love you
all I want in life is you
March 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
all I want in life is you
for woman's history month i have decided to become a history
March 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
for woman's history month i have decided to become a history
trash, shite, aka versifft
March 2, 2024 at 10:48 PM
trash, shite, aka versifft
pulled out the thesaurus for mawkit, ngl
March 1, 2024 at 11:00 PM
pulled out the thesaurus for mawkit, ngl
left-green-mawkit radical propaganda frfr
March 1, 2024 at 9:22 PM
left-green-mawkit radical propaganda frfr
goofy ahh comic sans looking ahh font
February 29, 2024 at 10:33 PM
goofy ahh comic sans looking ahh font
actually insanely smart sheeesh
February 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
actually insanely smart sheeesh