Ramon Novarro!

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For those who don’t know, Edwin is a Lebanese-Canadian Patrick Swayze look alike and was more of a Backstreet Boy to me than the Backstreet Boys were. Here is me and the before-mentioned age of 14 when I met him. I almost fainted.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Yep, it’s definitely a beer! About as unspectacular as I remembered lol but it’s Canadian and 5% and that’s all I ask for.

I just watched a clip from My 600-lb Life on YouTube and the dude’s mom is wearing a shirt covered in burgers and fries while going to see the doctor. Lol. Maybe not the best choice.

I had a text exchange with a friend a couple months ago that won’t leave my head and I keep dwelling about it. Although while rehashing it for the millionth time just now, I realized it basically boils down to this meme from Mad Men. With me as Don Draper.

I’m into the Mario border videos now, apparently

I keep getting blackhead and other facial blemishes removal videos on Facebook which I LOVE because I’m gross but the best part is they all have a puppy dog border on them. I’m sure there’s an AI/algorithm reason for this but the first time I saw it, it made me laugh hysterically. The contrast.

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Happy #SpotifyWrapped Day to those who celebrate

I bought a cake. It turned out to be cursed. I can’t explain.

I bought some birthday cake flavoured Baileys because I gotta try all these weird things. I intended it to be for weekend morning coffees and evening hot choccies but after a few beers this evening I decided a glass of it straight was fuckin’ smart. And man.

I’ve been watching old Vanderpump Rules episodes and Scheana’s bachelorette party with the penis wand reminded me how my friends (for some reason) got me one for my 23rd birthday. I was waving it so drunkenly and violently later that the penis broke off and went flying. Never did find it again.