this is a real What The Old People Talk About post but my favorite trick is to scrub my sink with salt and half a lemon, which I run through the garbage disposal when I'm finished.

every time this happens, it's either the sink or my fucking potatoes gone off.

me looking at this guy like "he's my age and I KNOW I don't look like that"

yes. other known cryptids: the PNW 😂

Still absolutely delighted with that illustration you did for me 🥰

the best news to see!!!

The Wizard Fred says fuck spines, take a nap

when I was a kid, I imprinted HARD on the scene in Ghost where Swayze possesses Whoopi to kiss Demi (and, like. so mad they didn't let us see Whoopi and Demi kiss), and I've never been the same

I love ghost sex so much I cannot wait to see who claims that one (I don't think I have any characters to do it with right now, but BOY DO I LOVE THAT ONE)