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Bum cat
Bum cat
It's a bum cat
Mauling your anus because you stopped to do a sneeze
Tom Jones in the video to Sex Bomb, singing on the screen of an old fashioned TV.
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
The story of the guy who came dead last in the runcorn by election and decided to go to court over it is quite funny ngl, especially due to this but if absolute savagery in the story about it.
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"Mr Moore came last out of 15 candidates after receiving 50 votes, which he said was ‘statistical impossibility’ after having received the same number of votes when standing in the Tooting by-election in 2016."
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Didn't see the carbonara bit when I picked them up and I can honestly say this is the worst thing I've ever eaten. Tastes like I'm having dental surgery.
Stock pic of Samyang Buldak Spicy Ramen Hot Chicken & Carbonara Flavour
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Bubbles bubbles bubbles
Bubbles everywhere
Headline reading "Peter Thiel sells entire Nvidia stake amid AI bubble fears"
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
He was completely helpless*
She** just appeared there*** out of nowhere

*Going double the speed limit through a red light
**An 81 year old woman
***A pedestrian crossing
Extract from linked bbc article reading "Under cross-examination, he accepted he forgot to switch on his body-worn camera and did not use his whistle as he approached the pedestrian crossing but insisted he had not been complacent that day. "She was just there in front of me," he told jurors."
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Aliexpress really does have everything
Thumbnail from an aliexpress ad for a knock-off lego cat licking its own balls
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
This guy - "a personal bugbear is people walking side by side"
Also this guy -
The slack-jawed pavement fascist that wrote this quote walking side-by-side with someone on a pavement while gesturing at someone who he thinks is 'breaking the rules'
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
ngl this is pretty creepy and weird
Excerpt from linked article reading "It’s a damp, grey morning in Soho, London, and Cameron Roh is standing a metre or so behind a woman who is speaking loudly into her phone outside Caffè Nero. She is breaking his “laws” of “pavement etiquette” and he holds up his phone and presses record. Lost in conversation, the woman doesn’t see him, but still, watching him from a distance, it’s fist-in-mouth awkward. What if she turns around? Is this allowed? Is this even OK?"
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
No. No this is not okay, you're following a woman around recording her without her knowledge you fucking creep.
Excerpt from linked article reading "It’s a damp, grey morning in Soho, London, and Cameron Roh is standing a metre or so behind a woman who is speaking loudly into her phone outside Caffè Nero. She is breaking his “laws” of “pavement etiquette” and he holds up his phone and presses record. Lost in conversation, the woman doesn’t see him, but still, watching him from a distance, it’s fist-in-mouth awkward. What if she turns around? Is this allowed? Is this even OK?"
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Really hope the crash comes before the real crashes start
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
I mean seriously how is he only 72?
An ancient evil inhabiting the carcass of a roughly humanoid form aka Tony blair
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
It's the little updates that keep these things fresh.
Panels from star wars revenge of the sith where obi wan is standing over anakin having just bbq'ed him, saying "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would *destroy* the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" The next panel is a bugged out task manager screenshot over anakin screaming 'I hate you'
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
There's austerity and there's austerity.
Panel from the simpsons with lionel hutz making sad face in the left panel and happy face in the right panel
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
If I'm being honest BBC I have never seen a question asked I've given so little of a shit about.
BBC live reporting asking "What will happen to Sarah Ferguson, Beatrice and Eugeine?
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Oh my god, they're investing in the UK what kind of monster would do that!?
Graph from linked article showing that the UK is the third largest recipient of investment from China
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Apparently this is a whole range and I've got to say the shirt is my favourite
T shirt reading 'hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy white monster energy drinks?" And a picture of president xi holding a can of same.
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
I'm not a game designer or anything but why is the ground shooting?
Close up of attached screenshot wherein an NPC is standing next to where some plasma bolts are emerging out of the ground
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
*cough*
Reuters headline reading "AI assistants make widespread errors about the news, new research shows"
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Meme where labour shoots itself and then turns to the camera and asks "Why would 2mph speed limit do this"
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Stock image of a man in a balaclava forcing a front door with a crowbar
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Now I'm not a builder or anything but are we sure this is how you open up a building to make additions?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reuters photo of the white house with the side wall and roof lazily smashed open
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
My shirt is prompting a lot of questions answered by the shirt
A blue T-shirt with text reading "it was DNS." on the front
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
we're already getting headlines like this www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10...
Telegraph article by Stephen Pollard titled "The Gaza independents are showing their true faces"
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Also no proof whatsoever that they were friends. Please ignore the irrelevant picture of them I attached by accident.
Picture of three men posing together, from left: Jeffrey Epstein, Lawrence Krauss and Steven Pinker in 2014
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
maybetryguest.bsky.social
Almost like no matter how good you think a gen ai is it always needs fixing by a person and any person who could fix it could have just done the work themselves in the first place, so you end up paying twice.
Extract from the linked article reading: "Everybody had sent us AI-generated images of the screens and said 'You've got to use AI,'" recalls Cecil, who says the idea was to upscale the original 1996 Broken Sword backgrounds to 4K using generative AI, and then human artists would add the finishing touches. "But the result was not enormously satisfactory, because there wasn't really enough detail," says Cecil. "It just wasn't appropriate for us." Instead, Revolution ended up redrawing the backgrounds from scratch, using the original artwork as a reference. "It took more time, but you got better results," he says. "So for Broken Sword 2, we've just done that, we are not using any sort of form of AI as far as the backgrounds and as far as the character sprites [are concerned]."
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM