santana
@maybesantana.bsky.social
my mom just called this part of my home a "stoners cracker barrel"
April 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
my mom just called this part of my home a "stoners cracker barrel"
will never forget that dude who tried to flirt with me in front of his girl to piss her off but I just looked like this the whole time
April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
will never forget that dude who tried to flirt with me in front of his girl to piss her off but I just looked like this the whole time
youre being misogynistic while being a short brocoli head dressed like masc lesbian.
short broccoli headed bitch:
short broccoli headed bitch:
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
youre being misogynistic while being a short brocoli head dressed like masc lesbian.
short broccoli headed bitch:
short broccoli headed bitch:
can you tell which sibling is older
March 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can you tell which sibling is older
"what's a dive bar like?"
everything smells like cigarettes and this is my key
everything smells like cigarettes and this is my key
February 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"what's a dive bar like?"
everything smells like cigarettes and this is my key
everything smells like cigarettes and this is my key
my identity will continue to be stolen but I wasn't allowed to upload this
February 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my identity will continue to be stolen but I wasn't allowed to upload this
the right compares giving up people to ICE to not wanting to get vaccinated
I think it should be socially acceptable to tell people to kill themselves
I think it should be socially acceptable to tell people to kill themselves
February 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
the right compares giving up people to ICE to not wanting to get vaccinated
I think it should be socially acceptable to tell people to kill themselves
I think it should be socially acceptable to tell people to kill themselves
"howdy ladies ya like cheese? the names Gerald"
February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"howdy ladies ya like cheese? the names Gerald"
me: lol I got this funny picture of my dog I think I'm gonna meme it
my followers, seeing this photo for the third time in a row:
my followers, seeing this photo for the third time in a row:
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
me: lol I got this funny picture of my dog I think I'm gonna meme it
my followers, seeing this photo for the third time in a row:
my followers, seeing this photo for the third time in a row:
"hey are yall still open?"
me, closed sign in my hand:
me, closed sign in my hand:
January 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"hey are yall still open?"
me, closed sign in my hand:
me, closed sign in my hand:
"hey I know you've closed the past few days but do you want my shift tonight?"
me, incapable of saying no:
me, incapable of saying no:
January 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"hey I know you've closed the past few days but do you want my shift tonight?"
me, incapable of saying no:
me, incapable of saying no:
Alexa play im a survivor by reba McIntyre
January 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Alexa play im a survivor by reba McIntyre
new YouTube video up now
youtu.be/j1jOmh6xVBo?...
youtu.be/j1jOmh6xVBo?...
January 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
new YouTube video up now
youtu.be/j1jOmh6xVBo?...
youtu.be/j1jOmh6xVBo?...
it is i. young young gravy.
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it is i. young young gravy.
todays the kind of day where you distract yourself from everything with impossible fictional crossovers no need to thank me but you’re welcome
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
todays the kind of day where you distract yourself from everything with impossible fictional crossovers no need to thank me but you’re welcome