parker
maybeparker.bsky.social
parker
@maybeparker.bsky.social
NY. 25. Not funny!!!!

she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
told my bf I want megan knees and he said “what’s meganese”
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 AM
When I see tomato soup and grilled cheese
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Really wanna post on here but having a hard time finding people to get mad at
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 AM
running into bad bitches with no makeup on
a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 AM
she boi-oi-oing on my doi-oi-oing until I BBBBRRRFFFGGGHHHH
November 14, 2024 at 10:12 PM
This is ground cuntrol to major slay
November 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I agree with women’s rights but I do think my credit card should be in some random man’s name instead of mine
November 14, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Statistics are so fake. No one has asked me any questions.
November 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
showing up to your local gay bar after the election
November 14, 2024 at 8:43 PM