Twitter is so bad but so much fun for sports. I hope it picks up here.

1. People don’t want to hate Jonathan Smith and are dubiously excited about football. He ought to capitalize on it
2. 92.1 The Edge>The Ticket.

1. Encouraging listeners to save things for a July topic then taking 1/2 the month off is diabolical. We’re on to you. It’s time for an ultimate July show in tribute

2. We missed you. Do you know the trash we listened to in your stead? Some of us have learned things. It’s positively anti-American

Do you buy enough other cuts that you’ve got to name the cut? Are you a thigh man?

Meanwhile, my neighbors are partying like it’s 1999.

What do you think Jeremy Fears feels about his younger brother being drafted ahead of him?

Why does Columbus suck so much? Nature or nurture?

There is no shame greater than this.

1. The Savannah Bananas are a better show and pricier ticket than the Colorado Rockies. When a Chippendales-esque parody team is better than an actual MLB team it’s time to sell.
2. Aussie Jason isn’t too bad. Sprinkle in some “Crikey!”s and overt positivity about Steve Irwin and it’s there.

Last week I went on vacation… took this flight and they served dinner at 2am. Not only did I pass up a meal… it was free. My starving Irish ancestors would be confused.

Bonus points for What We Do in the Shadows.

People who FaceTime with the volume up in public are monsters.

Nobody needs a meal at 2am. Figure it out during daytime or sleep it off until the next day.

How spontaneous are you?

What do you most admire about your cohost and your partner?

Mine were random content but they popped in mid-sentence. It was odd.

Memorial Day isn’t about living veterans.

Memorial Day is a decent weekend for my dishwasher and washing machine to die.

Have you ever annoyed a stranger enough for them to end a conversation?

What Reddit sub do you follow?

1. Teams shouldn’t empty the bench if they are losing. You made the mess; you finish it out
2. Bagel and gaggle don’t rhyme. Unless you are Graham