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28•they/them•your biggest hater🇵🇷
Here’s a great marketing tip: make a men’s floral print shirt, label it as camo
September 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here’s a great marketing tip: make a men’s floral print shirt, label it as camo
Have I developed lactose intolerance?!?
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Have I developed lactose intolerance?!?
I wish I could gargle David Corenswet’s balls
July 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I wish I could gargle David Corenswet’s balls
James Gunn the man you are ❤️ Superman 10/10
July 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
James Gunn the man you are ❤️ Superman 10/10
“What propaganda are you refusing to believe, Marty” I hear nobody ask… anyway, it’s Caitlin Clark, never gonna join the hype train on that one yikes on bikes
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“What propaganda are you refusing to believe, Marty” I hear nobody ask… anyway, it’s Caitlin Clark, never gonna join the hype train on that one yikes on bikes
I fear I have landed myself on conspiracy theory tiktok again, and it would be fine if the algorithm also understood that when I watch conspiracy videos, I’m laughing AT the theories, and in no way am I intrigued in its validity.
June 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I fear I have landed myself on conspiracy theory tiktok again, and it would be fine if the algorithm also understood that when I watch conspiracy videos, I’m laughing AT the theories, and in no way am I intrigued in its validity.
Someone help, I commented “fuck Jesus” on some MAGAt’s videos saying “Jesus is king” on tiktok and now my fyp thinks I want more religious content
June 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Someone help, I commented “fuck Jesus” on some MAGAt’s videos saying “Jesus is king” on tiktok and now my fyp thinks I want more religious content
Bro I hate being a skeptic cuz what do you mean people are genuinely scared of the Annabel doll missing?! Yall someone hid it for attention, grow up 🥲
May 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bro I hate being a skeptic cuz what do you mean people are genuinely scared of the Annabel doll missing?! Yall someone hid it for attention, grow up 🥲
I have no one to talk to about this
May 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I have no one to talk to about this
Religious people have no sense of humor and it makes me sick
May 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Religious people have no sense of humor and it makes me sick
It’s so fun icing out your parents like hell yeah you can’t force me to interact you fucking weirdo
May 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s so fun icing out your parents like hell yeah you can’t force me to interact you fucking weirdo
I’m so pissed no one told me about the time travel glitch in Dreamlight valley 😡 (I didn’t ask anyone)
March 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m so pissed no one told me about the time travel glitch in Dreamlight valley 😡 (I didn’t ask anyone)
Anyway, if they make an encanto 2, the only correct progression would be for abuelita to die and mirabel having to learn how to run the show in her stead, maybe Bruno can have a side story finding a wife but that’s too heteronormative for me
March 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Anyway, if they make an encanto 2, the only correct progression would be for abuelita to die and mirabel having to learn how to run the show in her stead, maybe Bruno can have a side story finding a wife but that’s too heteronormative for me
I shouldn’t have watched Encanto with the mental state I’m in
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I shouldn’t have watched Encanto with the mental state I’m in
Imagine telling your child that you’re relationship with their father meant more then theirs (relationship with him) because it was intimate… both my parents are shit bags
March 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Imagine telling your child that you’re relationship with their father meant more then theirs (relationship with him) because it was intimate… both my parents are shit bags
Times like this, I’m glad I’m good at ignoring people
March 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Times like this, I’m glad I’m good at ignoring people
The edited meme of JD Vance is hilarious don’t get me wrong but goddamn it I don’t wanna see that progressively uglier and uglier mug anymore
March 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The edited meme of JD Vance is hilarious don’t get me wrong but goddamn it I don’t wanna see that progressively uglier and uglier mug anymore
I refuse to buy into the Shane Gillis hype, dude is riding that irony a bit too hard
March 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I refuse to buy into the Shane Gillis hype, dude is riding that irony a bit too hard
Would it be excessive to use a premade iced coffee drink as creamer for my coffee?
March 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Would it be excessive to use a premade iced coffee drink as creamer for my coffee?
Ok ok the void has grown tired of my screams
February 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Ok ok the void has grown tired of my screams
Can someone be tired of anti-intellectualism whilst also being tired of over-intellectualism? Counter question: why are people so dumb-dumb ?
February 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Can someone be tired of anti-intellectualism whilst also being tired of over-intellectualism? Counter question: why are people so dumb-dumb ?
It’s 3:30 am btw I haven’t slept
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s 3:30 am btw I haven’t slept
Anyway, I love Pearl Jam but I still don’t know wtf Eddie Vedder is saying in Black unless I’m following along reading the lyrics and even then I question if the lyrics are correct lmaooo
February 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Anyway, I love Pearl Jam but I still don’t know wtf Eddie Vedder is saying in Black unless I’m following along reading the lyrics and even then I question if the lyrics are correct lmaooo
Someone should make a skit where they impersonate Eddie Vedder’s singing and yt people clapping and praising it, then have someone rapping in a very clear cadence and the yt ppl booing saying they don’t understand what the rapper is saying
February 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Someone should make a skit where they impersonate Eddie Vedder’s singing and yt people clapping and praising it, then have someone rapping in a very clear cadence and the yt ppl booing saying they don’t understand what the rapper is saying
Men when women listen to music catered to women: 😡😡😡
Men when women listen to the music men like: 😡😡😡
Men when women listen to the music men like: 😡😡😡
February 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Men when women listen to music catered to women: 😡😡😡
Men when women listen to the music men like: 😡😡😡
Men when women listen to the music men like: 😡😡😡