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Maybelle
@maybellemabel.bsky.social
gardener, reader, artist, feminist, feeder of the birds & dog lover
Are you kidding me?
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everytime I see this picture I think of Mary Hart
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hey I have a little terror, I mean terrier named lucky!
September 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m a visual learner so I wanna make sure this sticks with folks.
September 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“We should take the fluoride out of water”
August 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Aw, I had a very stubborn cow bulldog named Fred!
August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It just keeps going & going, like him.
August 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
From his hand motions it looked like he wants to add a dome. Maybe a gold onion dome over the cement garden?

Who knows with him, could be feeling up an imaginary teenager for all we know.
August 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry I almost missed payment before midnight. Meet our new little rescue, Lucky!
August 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My first thought. I take care of one & she’s smarter than many humans I know, lol
July 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Dad, this isn’t what I meant”
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So true & reminds me of this description.
July 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Trying to deter squirrels & this asshole thinks he’s on “Hot Ones.”

The eye contact- he knows.
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The white baby campaign is growing & idiots are buying what they’re selling.

This account has 94k followers on FB & posts shit like this all the time.

It’s celebrated out in the open there.
July 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m working on tactics to divide the squirrels from the birds & crows today.

Hot pepper feed & safflower in the feeder’s & squirrel food on the ground.

Wish me luck with this fat asshole.
July 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They weren’t the only ones. Peter made sure to get recognition for all of his surveillance efforts.
June 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The plan is working.

Hopefully I’m on my way to a very pre meditated murder of crows. 🐦‍⬛
June 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
June 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Please. Someone finger puppeteered that “story” to him.
June 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I mean, damn. She committed to the bit.
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He’s never been alpha anything. We mocked this dork until 2015, we just have the memory of goldfish in America. This was published in ‘92.
May 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trump isn’t going to have to worry about US Marshals or our military going after him. He’s building his own army of misfits. He also just commuted the sentence of a Chicago gang leader. Even though his state sentence will hold, there are 30,000 members and he runs it from prison.
May 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
“Six months ago this country was stone cold dead.”

This was the October 19th, 2024 cover of The Economist.
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Good luck with the tortie! I have one that’s 16 & she’s named Lucy (or Lulu) - short for Lucifer. Love the lil devil.
May 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm so sick of bullies winning.
May 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM