That’s when you just say “I’ll cashew later” and hang up.

You’re not nearly corrupt enough.

Heaven Forfend!! Not Mustard!!!

The best thing that could happen to western civilization would be for all of Metas servers to permanently go offline.

I used to love to watch these approach ORD. Unbelievably huge.

That’s a light sentence for such a corrupt and despicable person.

Meanwhile, corporate profits are at a record high. At what point are consumers justified in getting out the pitchforks and guillotines? Why is it ok for Walmart and Publix to pick my pocket to enrich their shareholders by making it harder for me to feed my family?

Personally, I blame the business people. All these empty suits with nothing better to do than figure out how to fuck the consumer out of a few more bucks. Useless, the lot of them. Vampiric. Devoid of value. Empty, soulless husks.

That’s a mixed bag. Equity firms are vampires.

It’s such a generous act, and so unexpected. A few Faith in Humanity points have been restored.