The problem with spending the whole day in the same room as my family is that there's now a TV, tablet, phone and switch all making noise in the SAME ROOM. My ears want to die

It's that time where I get to speedrun opening birthday presents so we can get to the part where everyone is opening presents and the attention is off of me

And now it's time for the incredibly overstimulating task of attempting to make my hair look half decent and not having a meltdown.

Police on horses just went up my road and THEY GAVE THE HORSES CHRISTMAS HATS

Feeling so tired that even my tired is tired.

I can't argue with any of these

Somehow downloading bluesky has made my phone feel brand new. What is this magic.