Maya Thee Papaya
@mayaskb.bsky.social
I trust her as much as I trust that box dye in her head
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I trust her as much as I trust that box dye in her head
Reposted by Maya Thee Papaya
If you’re in the DC area go see this play at Arena Stage. It’s a good, Black ass time. And my best friend wrote it!
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you’re in the DC area go see this play at Arena Stage. It’s a good, Black ass time. And my best friend wrote it!
.... Do we need to bring back autograph books or something? But honestly UES explains it all.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
.... Do we need to bring back autograph books or something? But honestly UES explains it all.
Advent means the purple candle ...or am I misremembering?
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Advent means the purple candle ...or am I misremembering?
I see this. He's also been nicknamed Temu Obama
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I see this. He's also been nicknamed Temu Obama
Basically Hakeem Jeffries is Corey Booker on sedatives and ozempic 🤷🏾
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Basically Hakeem Jeffries is Corey Booker on sedatives and ozempic 🤷🏾
He unzips his human suit every day at home.
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He unzips his human suit every day at home.
*buzzer*
Trebek: Mamdani?
Mamdani: who is Elmo?
Trebek: YES! now--
Schumer: *buzzes* I answered
Trebek: yes. And it was incorrect
Schumer: do I get anything for that?
Trebek: ....no.
Trebek: Mamdani?
Mamdani: who is Elmo?
Trebek: YES! now--
Schumer: *buzzes* I answered
Trebek: yes. And it was incorrect
Schumer: do I get anything for that?
Trebek: ....no.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*buzzer*
Trebek: Mamdani?
Mamdani: who is Elmo?
Trebek: YES! now--
Schumer: *buzzes* I answered
Trebek: yes. And it was incorrect
Schumer: do I get anything for that?
Trebek: ....no.
Trebek: Mamdani?
Mamdani: who is Elmo?
Trebek: YES! now--
Schumer: *buzzes* I answered
Trebek: yes. And it was incorrect
Schumer: do I get anything for that?
Trebek: ....no.