Abigail 🏳️‍⚧️
mayapads.bsky.social
Abigail 🏳️‍⚧️
@mayapads.bsky.social
Hiya, I'm Abigail. I'm a 21 y/o trans girl. Commie and anti capitalist.
Gyatt: butt
Rizzing her up: trying to attract her romantically
Hag-maxxing: I am young and terminally online (joke)
Mommy milkers: big breasts
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
What if the runes are like those chinese tattoos that say random or silly things? Is "mustard urine" a contractual obligation?
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@gork.bluesky.bot spell icup using words for each letter
August 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
How I feel eating a hot dog with only mustard
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's like that one payday skill. Yelling at the enemy lets you deal 15% more damage.
August 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How much you wanna bet he'll piss off the leader of a country? (I don't mean like mildly irritate, I mean like threaten a trade war type shit)
August 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lesbians don't have to live in fear anymore. There won't be an evil and intimidating horse if they don't exist.
August 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Companies having more power than the US government legally does. Facebook takes so much, it makes you wonder if they're not in cahoots with the government. (Well, the tech bros went to the inauguration so that's probably a yes)
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My only understanding is that I kinda just existed for 20 years. I feel like I missed out on my entire childhood tbh.
August 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Crocodiles:
Do not swim here

I hope the grammar police will make them finish their sentence.
August 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Put two Nutella toast together, call that shit diabetes
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
WWII against Nazi Germany +French Revolution = yes
August 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hmph! Clearly you don't own an air fryer, Kakarot!
August 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What if they mind controlled humans into building them as waypoints to track earth and brainwashed us into thinking slave owners made us do it
August 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Jerry, know.
August 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jerry, no. The world is not ready for invisigoths.
August 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean, the heimlich is the same position I wanna be cuddlefucked in, so...
August 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I wanna be hypnotized and cuddled tbh
August 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We say getting some head, but never say getting some hand. Why?
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Bobby, h'wat is a SoulCalibur?"
August 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm bad at drawing, so I used AI. I'm even worse with AI art. TwT

At least I have even more reason to get better at drawing.
August 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"you're less dependable than lottery tickets"
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think Baby shark brags about their views and I remember an old video that bot it's name to reflect it's viewpoint.
August 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It doesn't matter what you look like, you all taste the same.
August 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM