If I could sing like Cynthia Erivo I would never stfu.

I can’t and I still won’t stfu 😂

I am unreasonably offended by imitation crab.

Bluesky CEO Jay Graber @ SXSW

Weather where you can wear shorts and a hoodie is ELITE.

Every male Instacart shopper looks like they’re playing Supermarket Sweep.

No wonder we’re getting cottage cheese instead of Greek yogurt.

Now and forever we’ll say Merry Beyoncé shut it down at the Texans/Ravens halftime show day.

Sorry Christmas, you had a GREAT run.

Kung Fu Kenny just dropped an album and when Luther played chilleeee

I saw the #WickedMovie last night, I have never seen the show and struggle watching musicals.

I was a bit cocky and thought I’d be unphased.

Me, all day, every day since: