I told them I WANT to floss every day and they said there are no points for that.

He went to go get the other doctor to look at something. In that time, I’ve decided I probably have 3 weeks to live due to a rare mouth condition that you get for not flossing five times a day.

I asked if I can get tooth gems and they said no.

I think we’re making eye contact through the tilted/prism glasses… 😳

As punishment, he brought out the water pik that produces the exact frequency to debilitate 23 year olds who don’t pay enough attention while brushing