Max
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Max
@maxwell-rubesch.bsky.social
Yearly check up with a new doctor.
Nurse Practitioner:"What's your weekly alcohol consumption?"
Me:"I'm Wisconsin Sober"
NP:Blank stare
Me:"1-3 drinks a week"
May 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Exciting news for Water Safety Month! The NRA is giving $5 Million in grants for swim lessons this year.
Doing their part to make sure drowning doesn't over take them in childhood mortality ranking.
#watersafety #swimming #satire
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That feeling when your email only goes to a third of the addresses on the list and Tech Support just says "Weird, Sorry. Good luck"
March 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Learned something new this weekend. VW (and evidently most euro cars) tires are held on by fully removable bolts instead of just a nut.

Makes changing a flat tire in the cold and dark lots of fun.
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Last year I set up my withholding up for extra to make sure I got a bigger return because why just save money from every paycheck... Should probably claim it before Muskrat spends it for me.
February 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM