BTW, I still get emails monthly from the same person addressed to Gabey off All We Hear is Purple asking about sponsorship opportunities in slightly different versions of "you must have missed my last email" intros every time.

Always wanted to go to a comedy show where the set was performed as if they're listing the side effects in a commercial for a sketchy medical product.

If the Red Sox win tonight will you instead of doing the show just sit up there listening to the radio broadcast of ALDS Game 1 during your time slot?

What runs through my extremely arachnophobic wife's head every time she sees a spot on the wall or ceiling.

Or am I?

It has been over a year, probably, since this has gotten stuck in my head due to your reduced posting over there.

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These generally align with Evan Miya's new on-off splits feature which are opponent-adjusted unlike mine. Butler and King have the best numbers but also have been in against easier competition.

Breidenbach has faced hardest opponent slate which likely skews his totals a bit.