Jingle-Bellemére
@maxvonraccoon.bsky.social
36, FKA: Max Von Raccoon
cashapp: $MaxVonRaccoon
Trans girl, rat, pop-culture enthusiast. Still sometimes three raccoons in a trenchcoat
cashapp: $MaxVonRaccoon
Trans girl, rat, pop-culture enthusiast. Still sometimes three raccoons in a trenchcoat
Me: What's that? An older-than-me and really pretty cis lesbian has not only matched with me, but we're really hitting it off too? I sure hope imposter syndrome doesn't rear his ugly head
Imposter Syndrome:
Imposter Syndrome:
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Me: What's that? An older-than-me and really pretty cis lesbian has not only matched with me, but we're really hitting it off too? I sure hope imposter syndrome doesn't rear his ugly head
Imposter Syndrome:
Imposter Syndrome:
Time for late night bong and One Piece
August 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Time for late night bong and One Piece
Nala has trapped me in bed. The snoring has started, only a matter of time before the drooling kicks in
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Nala has trapped me in bed. The snoring has started, only a matter of time before the drooling kicks in
I love her so much, she's such a good baby
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love her so much, she's such a good baby
No cheating, post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No cheating, post your lock screen
Fuck, forgot my pic, but uh, The Chao Garden is still true too
July 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Fuck, forgot my pic, but uh, The Chao Garden is still true too
There's not a lot that brings me comfort these days, but when I'm out smoking in my garage it's like I've stepped into a small cozy pocket dimension
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There's not a lot that brings me comfort these days, but when I'm out smoking in my garage it's like I've stepped into a small cozy pocket dimension
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously
July 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously
I'm an anxious mess,but at least I'm feeling cute
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm an anxious mess,but at least I'm feeling cute
It's my birthday today, who wants to come gimme a kiss 😘
June 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's my birthday today, who wants to come gimme a kiss 😘
Feeling cute tonight, if you squint real hard you can see what a shitty job I did painting my nails
June 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Feeling cute tonight, if you squint real hard you can see what a shitty job I did painting my nails
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
March 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only
Current desires
January 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Current desires
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
I am SO fucking excited, you guys!
December 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I am SO fucking excited, you guys!
This looks like fun
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
This looks like fun
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don't want to become part of a Kelly chamber
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don't want to become part of a Kelly chamber
If you see this, post a red-haired character
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
If you see this, post a red-haired character
Two pictures of how I'd like to look and two pictures of how I actually look 🙃
October 23, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Two pictures of how I'd like to look and two pictures of how I actually look 🙃