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Apologies for the lack the Good Posts but I was shot in the neck 6 months ago
Unlike that coward Kirk, I got over it thanks to F1's beautiful sponsors Workday, a system for finance, hr AND planning
Unlike that coward Kirk, I got over it thanks to F1's beautiful sponsors Workday, a system for finance, hr AND planning
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Apologies for the lack the Good Posts but I was shot in the neck 6 months ago
Unlike that coward Kirk, I got over it thanks to F1's beautiful sponsors Workday, a system for finance, hr AND planning
Unlike that coward Kirk, I got over it thanks to F1's beautiful sponsors Workday, a system for finance, hr AND planning
Lewis Hamilton is doing absolutely dogshit this weekend because he's shilling for AI by the way 👍
July 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Lewis Hamilton is doing absolutely dogshit this weekend because he's shilling for AI by the way 👍
The only spa *I* need is in Belgium this weeke-
I am going to blow your head off with a rifle
I am going to blow your head off with a rifle
July 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The only spa *I* need is in Belgium this weeke-
I am going to blow your head off with a rifle
I am going to blow your head off with a rifle
Lewis Hamilton saying he wants to have his "DNA in the 2026 Ferrari"
Sure buddy, they didn't let Vettel fuck the car but go ahead and try, see where it gets you
Sure buddy, they didn't let Vettel fuck the car but go ahead and try, see where it gets you
July 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Lewis Hamilton saying he wants to have his "DNA in the 2026 Ferrari"
Sure buddy, they didn't let Vettel fuck the car but go ahead and try, see where it gets you
Sure buddy, they didn't let Vettel fuck the car but go ahead and try, see where it gets you
With Christian Horner sached, he can now focus on his true passion for life - becoming failed Reform candidate
July 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
With Christian Horner sached, he can now focus on his true passion for life - becoming failed Reform candidate
Watching Charles Leclerc's time at Ferrari switching between comedy and tragedy with increasing frequency has me worried it will turn into a rushed FX series
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Watching Charles Leclerc's time at Ferrari switching between comedy and tragedy with increasing frequency has me worried it will turn into a rushed FX series
Yuki Tsunoda is going to be sent to fucking hell (working in the Helmut Marko hotel in Austria for a season)
June 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yuki Tsunoda is going to be sent to fucking hell (working in the Helmut Marko hotel in Austria for a season)
Kimi Antonelli being used as a child soldier by Mercedes, I see
June 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Kimi Antonelli being used as a child soldier by Mercedes, I see
Fernando Alonso commenting "the championship is a long time" the same way a Japanese soldier in the 50s on a random island somewhere believes they can defeat the americans
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fernando Alonso commenting "the championship is a long time" the same way a Japanese soldier in the 50s on a random island somewhere believes they can defeat the americans
A major blow for the F1 movie as Max Verstappen instead opted to watch a shakey handcam recording of the new Mission Impossible movie at home
May 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A major blow for the F1 movie as Max Verstappen instead opted to watch a shakey handcam recording of the new Mission Impossible movie at home
When Flavio Briatore dies, there's gonna be Alonso fans standing at his grave 24/7 to make sure nobody fucks with his grave the same way facists do for Mussolini's
May 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When Flavio Briatore dies, there's gonna be Alonso fans standing at his grave 24/7 to make sure nobody fucks with his grave the same way facists do for Mussolini's
Lewis Hamilton and Charles LeClerc taking turns saying "let me by or I'll kill myself NOW" on the radio to the team
May 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lewis Hamilton and Charles LeClerc taking turns saying "let me by or I'll kill myself NOW" on the radio to the team
Max Verstappen, remembering he has a daughter and turning in on somebody
May 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Max Verstappen, remembering he has a daughter and turning in on somebody
Max Verstappen is about to become a father while Zak Brown is currently begging Christian Horner to implement mandatory parental leave in Red Bull
May 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Max Verstappen is about to become a father while Zak Brown is currently begging Christian Horner to implement mandatory parental leave in Red Bull
Hoping F1 eventually gets rid of this pesky "racing" thing and just moves to drag races to Turn 1 and letting the team reps and stewards figure out the rest
April 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Hoping F1 eventually gets rid of this pesky "racing" thing and just moves to drag races to Turn 1 and letting the team reps and stewards figure out the rest
RocketPoweredMohawk is a fucking idiot and anybody who watches him should be forced to go outside and talk to those who aren't cishet men
April 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
RocketPoweredMohawk is a fucking idiot and anybody who watches him should be forced to go outside and talk to those who aren't cishet men
I suggest we put JK Rowling in the F1 Academy race this weekend so we can all watch as she crashes into a barrier at 100 miles per hour and Grosjean's herself (but without the miraculous escape part)
April 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I suggest we put JK Rowling in the F1 Academy race this weekend so we can all watch as she crashes into a barrier at 100 miles per hour and Grosjean's herself (but without the miraculous escape part)
Rumour in the paddock is that the emergency Red Bull Leadership meeting consisted of playing Soggy Biscuit
Horner lost
Horner lost
April 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Rumour in the paddock is that the emergency Red Bull Leadership meeting consisted of playing Soggy Biscuit
Horner lost
Horner lost
Oscar Piastri has the same cool, laid back demeanour of the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin
April 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oscar Piastri has the same cool, laid back demeanour of the sting ray that killed Steve Irwin
Seeing Lando Norris being incredibly self critical after the botched quali, going up to him and asking if he's heard of betterhelp, the online therapy all my podcasters love
April 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Seeing Lando Norris being incredibly self critical after the botched quali, going up to him and asking if he's heard of betterhelp, the online therapy all my podcasters love
Hearing rumours from the paddock that it's Flavio Briatore's birthday today
May it be his last
May it be his last
April 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hearing rumours from the paddock that it's Flavio Briatore's birthday today
May it be his last
May it be his last
Felipe Drugovich needs to hire a scheming eunuch so he can poison Alonso and finally get a seat
April 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Felipe Drugovich needs to hire a scheming eunuch so he can poison Alonso and finally get a seat
The FIA will be truely fucked if their overworked recruiters and headhunters quit
April 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The FIA will be truely fucked if their overworked recruiters and headhunters quit
If I had the fastest pair of drivers on the grid, I would simply allow the faster of them to try and take the lead of the race. However, I am not Zak Brown and dom't have a year's supply of infowars Brain Power pills
April 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I had the fastest pair of drivers on the grid, I would simply allow the faster of them to try and take the lead of the race. However, I am not Zak Brown and dom't have a year's supply of infowars Brain Power pills
Flavio Briatore's gonna get a concussed Jack Doohan to sign a comically large resignation "contract" and have Colapinto in the car for FP3
April 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Flavio Briatore's gonna get a concussed Jack Doohan to sign a comically large resignation "contract" and have Colapinto in the car for FP3