DJ iFridays :-0
@maxtriger.bsky.social
I have spent the majority of my life in search of the elusive triple entendre.
Serving you garbage content since 2013. Just mute me. I post a lot of trash.
Pls. Don't cancel me just because I love all varieties of mint.
Serving you garbage content since 2013. Just mute me. I post a lot of trash.
Pls. Don't cancel me just because I love all varieties of mint.
Pinned
Take a deep breath, and blow it out your ass.
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New shirt (via @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social)
August 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
New shirt (via @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social)
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Wait, why didn’t MY new truck come with a rear jellyfish launcher..?
August 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wait, why didn’t MY new truck come with a rear jellyfish launcher..?
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Creationists: You can't have something come from nothing 🔄
Calculus: Hold my beer 🍺
Calculus: Hold my beer 🍺
August 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Creationists: You can't have something come from nothing 🔄
Calculus: Hold my beer 🍺
Calculus: Hold my beer 🍺
Why do you do that?
Because it makes people uncomfortable.
Why would you want people to be uncomfortable?
Because I think it's funny.
Because it makes people uncomfortable.
Why would you want people to be uncomfortable?
Because I think it's funny.
July 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Why do you do that?
Because it makes people uncomfortable.
Why would you want people to be uncomfortable?
Because I think it's funny.
Because it makes people uncomfortable.
Why would you want people to be uncomfortable?
Because I think it's funny.
That's how I got the nickname Jebedia Bam Bam
July 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That's how I got the nickname Jebedia Bam Bam
LADY GRAY TEA IS EARL GRAY TEA PLUS LEMON.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
July 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
LADY GRAY TEA IS EARL GRAY TEA PLUS LEMON.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
TELL YOUR FRIENDS
I want to write a children's book about the Sputnik satellite called "Little Red Moon"
Or maybe DFH-1
Or maybe DFH-1
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I want to write a children's book about the Sputnik satellite called "Little Red Moon"
Or maybe DFH-1
Or maybe DFH-1
Donald Trump's signature spray tan formula
July 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Donald Trump's signature spray tan formula
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How many times will I have to live through us not finding the weapons of mass destruction?
June 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How many times will I have to live through us not finding the weapons of mass destruction?
Plenty of sand, not enough wich.
June 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Plenty of sand, not enough wich.
I'm lookin' for a pack a Camel Blues. You got 'em?
June 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm lookin' for a pack a Camel Blues. You got 'em?
The busses in Seattle have a "Brake for Ducks" PSA
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The busses in Seattle have a "Brake for Ducks" PSA
How 'bout that local sports team?
June 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How 'bout that local sports team?